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Balls are to men what purses are to women. -- Sarah Jessica Parker
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. -- Mark Twain
Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls. -- Max Beerbohm
As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls. -- Rita Mae Brown
See the ball; hit the ball. -- Pete Rose
Most ball games are lost, not won. -- Casey Stengel
Balls in general are not a good looking item. -- Scott Disick
I'm not squeezing the balls. That's not part of my process. -- Tom Brady
He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win. -- Gary McCord
Ed Balls is like a drunk trying to drink his way out of alcoholism. -- Liam Fox
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. -- Pete Rose
Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass. -- George Carlin
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. -- Jack Lemmon
Society is a masked ball, where every one hides his real character, and reveals it by hiding. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You don't buy a Harley with your mind, you buy it with your heart and your balls. -- Robert Patrick
I feel that every time I get the ball at the moment I am going to score. -- Michael Owen
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. -- Joe Schultz
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. -- Rogers Hornsby
I say if you're going to take a chance on something, you just go full balls to the wall. -- Toby Keith
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. -- Woodrow Wilson
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. -- Sam Snead
I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax. -- W. C. Fields
I started playing ball when I was a kid. My dad was a pro ball player and he passed on his knowledge to me -- Kurt Russell
You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life. -- Grantland Rice
He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's getting his power from. He's young and has great elasticity. -- Nick Faldo
Ed Balls has made it crystal clear that, left to its own devices, a Labour government would simply carry on with the same budget policies as the Tories. -- Nicola Sturgeon
I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious. -- Alexander Ludwig
I had an instinct before and maybe now I don't have that instinct as much as knowing what to do, what shots to hit, where to place the ball, things like that. -- Jennifer Capriati
People call me Wayne Wonder and it also goes back to football because I could do mad skills with the ball and people would marvel and wonder how I could do it. -- Wayne Wonder
The BBC is locked to the reading of the economy that is run out of Ed Miliband and Ed Balls' office. They think if only you spend and borrow more money you can create growth everywhere. -- Iain Duncan Smith
Balls and strikes are the basic tenet to everything in baseball. From the perspective of hitting, pitching, offense and defense, it's all about the strike zone and how the battle is waged there between the pitcher and hitter. -- Doug Harvey
If we had any nerve at all, if we had any real balls as a society, or whatever you need, whatever quality you need, real character, we would make an effort to really address the wrongs in this society, righteously. -- Jerry Garcia
Football became my life at five or six. The earliest memory I have is of playing in my first boots, a pair of black and white Alan Balls. It was 1970, four years after the World Cup, and I scored three goals at school. -- Vinnie Jones
Balls should be good for at least six sets, and for more for the average player. But if the rallies are long, they do not last as long as this. There is a fuzz on the surface that wears off on the hard court. -- Helen Wills Moody
You know Nashville, there's people that are ten times more talented than me, ten times better singer than me, song writer than me, but for some reason you get the ball and now - and now you run with it. And you do the best you can. -- Garth Brooks
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls? -- Stephen Colbert
I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do. -- Salma Hayek
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. -- Henny Youngman
Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can. -- Kim Cattrall
My workout was running down fly balls, stealing a base, or running for my life on the football field. -- Bo Jackson
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. -- Lee Trevino
I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. -- Pierce Brosnan
I threw a lot of balls and walked a lot of batters. Not something I'm proud of, but something I learned from. -- Randy Johnson
A person who learns to juggle six balls will be more skilled than the person who never tries to juggle more than three. -- Marilyn vos Savant
You surprise yourself on some balls off the bat. You don't think you have a chance to catch it. And then your natural ability just takes over. -- Mike Trout
My mom was always the supplier of soccer balls, and so people were always knocking on my door, and trying to get me out so we could play. -- Freddy Adu
My dad used to wake me up at 5:30 in the morning and hit me ground balls and tell me, 'Don't be afraid to excel. Don't be afraid to be great.' -- Russell Wilson
Actors need bricks to play with, and in fact we rejected all the improvised fragments we had made without a plan. Improvisation without a plan is like tennis without tennis balls. -- Lars von Trier
For people who have... had curve balls thrown at them, it is easier to digest change and digest change in other people. Change only scares the small-minded. The small-minded and me. -- Casey Affleck
But life inevitably throws us curve balls, unexpected circumstances that remind us to expect the unexpected. I've come to understand these curve balls are the beautiful unfolding of both karma and current. -- Carre Otis
As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun. -- Tiger Woods
Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the tunnels. No mishap was going to stop me from bowling in the real game, especially this one. -- Harold Larwood
I wasn't sure of the exact mindset you should have when you go into a Test match. So I probably became too defensive when I played my first Test match. Short balls in one-day cricket, I have never thought of just defending. -- Virat Kohli
What you need, above all else, is a love for your subject, whatever it is. You've got to be so deeply in love with your subject that when curve balls are thrown, when hurdles are put in place, you've got the energy to overcome them. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
A lot of people think international relations is like a game of chess. But it's not a game of chess, where people sit quietly, thinking out their strategy, taking their time between moves. It's more like a game of billiards, with a bunch of balls clustered together. -- Madeleine Albright
I look at it somewhat as a way - when you learn juggling, what you learn is how to feel with your eyes and see with your hands because you're not looking at your hands, you're looking at where the balls are, or you're looking at the audience. -- Michael Moschen
You know, I still love the innocent parts of the game. I love hitting tennis balls. I love seeing the young guys do well. I'll still have a lot of friends to watch. I'll miss the relationships probably the most. As time passes, I'll probably miss the tennis more. -- Andy Roddick
I wake up every morning and I feel like I'm juggling glass balls. I live in Los Angeles, my business is run out of London, and most evenings I'm cuddled up in front of Skype, in my dressing gown, speaking with my studio in London. I travel a lot, my team travel a lot, but I wouldn't have it any other way. -- Victoria Beckham
Where are your balls at? -- Kobe Bryant
Snooker is just chess with balls. -- Clive James
You've got balls inviting me here. -- Guy Fieri
Agnostics are just atheists without balls. -- Stephen Colbert
Necessity is often the mother of balls -- Nora Roberts
Grab reality by the balls and squeeze. -- Janet Morris
That kid can hit balls over buildings. -- Casey Stengel
Keep all your balls in the air. -- Vivian Nixon
I got balls the size of grapefruits! -- Vince McMahon
Grab life by the balls and squeeze. -- Mike Dirnt
I call my balls the bush twins. -- Zach Galifianakis
The balls do not make a writer. -- Aleksandar Hemon
My balls feel like a pair of maracas. -- Frank Zappa
Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram. -- Stephen Colbert
When you hear somebody with balls, that's me. -- Carol Kaye
It takes balls to execute an innocent man. -- Rick Perry
Got dragon balls like my name was Vegeta -- Joey Badass
You practice with wet balls all the time. -- Ed Cunningham
Never question the size of Ice Cube's balls! -- Ice Cube
I don't like big balls on a dog. -- Kim Kardashian
The gods play games with men as balls -- Plautus
Occupied Falklands are the thorn in my balls -- Margaret Thatcher
Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old? -- Whitney Cummings
You cannot make an omelet without breaking some balls -- Margaret Thatcher
The curse is an incredible set of blue balls. -- Gore Verbinski
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk -- Confucius
There is no defense against a base on balls. -- Joe Garagiola
I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. -- Sylvester Stallone
You have bigger balls than some men I know. -- Carolyn Arnold
Many have balls but only a few have heart. -- Crystal Woods
Give a woman a job and she grows balls. -- Jack Gelber
Racing drivers have balls, unfortunantly, none of them are crystal -- David Coulthard
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls. -- Bo Burnham
Words, like cannon balls, should go direct to their mark. -- Christian Nestell Bovee
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery. -- Kinky Friedman
And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle. -- Tiffanie DeBartolo
Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls. -- Alice Cooper
Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right. -- Clive James
You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls. -- Seth Green
David Bentley has got balls - and plenty of them -- Harry Redknapp
I could only hit balls thrown down at my feet -- Tom Watson
Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil. -- Gerard Way
Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right." -- Clive James
Men did not need to have balls to have balls. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line. -- Warren Gatland
It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog. -- Steven Tyler
Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls -- Greg Gutfeld
I love it when receivers catch the balls with their hands. -- Ron Jaworski
Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls... -- Jim Harrison
The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. -- Al Pacino
Oh my!! How you've grown. Soon you'll be catching the Lord's balls. -- Marjane Satrapi
Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all. -- Joan Jett
...how many times must the cannon balls fly Before they're forever banned? -- Bob Dylan
In order to unscramble some eggs the leader gotta have some balls -- Margaret Thatcher
The Gallifreyan balls are my favourite because you can juggle with them! -- Jenna Coleman
Mark Brunell usually likes to soak his balls before a rainy game. -- John Madden
One thing about ground balls: they don't go out of the ballpark. -- Tim McCarver
The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box. -- Ron Atkinson
I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. -- George Harrison
80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in. -- Yogi Berra
If you don't have the balls to brake late, that's your problem. -- Lewis Hamilton
For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls -- David Pleat

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