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Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. -- Johnny Vegas
Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things they eat; while among the indigenous peoples there are no bald people, because we eat other things -- Evo Morales
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. -- Don Herold
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness. -- Pauline Kael
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. -- Matthew Arnold
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. -- Logan Pearsall Smith
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness. -- Greg Proops
The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness. -- Gail Porter
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. -- William Hazlitt
According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness. -- Federico Fellini
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. -- Helen Rowland
Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald. -- Evan Esar
You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War. -- Jeremy Hardy
In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things. -- Rohinton Mistry
It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness. [Lat., Stultum est in luctu capillum sibi evellere, quasi calvito maeror levaretur.] -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness. -- Eric Hoffer
We all of us must come to terms with what and who we are, and recognize that this wisdom is not going to earn us any praise, that life is not going to pin a medal on us for recognizing and enduring our own vanity or egoism or baldness or our potbelly. -- Sándor Márai
I bet the reason people are afraid of going bald is because it makes them think of the end of life. I mean, when your hair starts to thin, it must feel as if your life is being worn away ... as if you've taken a giant step in the direction of death, the last Big Consumption. -- Haruki Murakami
Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance -- Munia Khan

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