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Women love a self-confident bald man. -- Larry David
hopes dance best on bald men's hair -- e. e. cummings
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. -- Jorge Luis Borges
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? -- George Carlin
There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. -- Martial
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. -- Dolly Parton
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. -- Victor Gold
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. -- Emo Philips
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. -- Larry David
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican. -- Roddy Doyle
[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald man. But it's just me with my little fat child. -- Elizabeth Hurley
They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there. -- Ally Carter
Women love a self-confident bald man." -- Larry David
I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York! -- Albert Brooks
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! -- Terry Pratchett
You know, I'm an old man, and there's always parts for old bald guys. -- Michael Hogan
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. -- Helen Rowland
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. -- Mae West
At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge. -- Christine Lavin
Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln. -- Richard Paul Evans
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler

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