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I like crunchy things like Baked Lays. -- Lisa Ling
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies. -- Jim Benton
Try as I might, I could never feel any great affection for a man who so much resembled a Baked Alaska - sweet, warm and gungy on the outside, hard and cold within. -- C.P. Snow
Our lives are like these things I make. Turn 'em, build 'em, bake 'em in fire. That's what you've been, son. Baked and fired. But a pot don't have the right to choose whether he be for water, wine, or just left empty. You have, son. You have. -- Joanne Harris
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. -- Hillary Clinton
My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with. -- Oprah Winfrey
I make a vegan baked ziti. And even though that doesn't sound enjoyable, it really is. -- Lea Michele
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. -- Simon Cowell
My mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty. -- Giada De Laurentiis
I try to eat on the healthier side, but baked goods are hard to resist. I just love sweet things. -- Lindsey Vonn
Talk of joy: there may be things better than beef stew and baked potatoes and home-made bread - there may be. -- Ray Stannard Baker
I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? -- Jessica Savitch
Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. -- Hugh Jackman
It's not like I'm out eating McDonald's and Del Taco every night. I eat good: my mom fixes dinner every single night - baked chicken, fish - she cooks a great meal every single night. -- Bryce Harper
Breakfast is so important, so I'll make an omelet with cheese and deli meats, and then I'll eat muesli and yogurt mixed with fruit or oatmeal with fruit - and then a side of baked beans. -- Andrew Luck
Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato. -- Jim Gaffigan
My mother was born in your state, Mr. Walter, and my mother was a Quaker, and my ancestors in the time of Washington baked bread for George Washington's troops when they crossed the Delaware, and my own father was a slave. -- Paul Robeson
I find web browsing, checking multiple email accounts, and Google mapping rather tiresome on an iPhone - the iPhone's native interface, for all its supposed perfection, has all kinds of wrong baked in - and the screen is just far too small. -- John Battelle
My brother liked sewing and sculpting and making things, and my sister sewed and painted and cooked and baked. She's a professional baker now and makes the most gorgeous sculpture-like cakes. She's the queen of wedding cakes in the Lake Tahoe area. -- John Lasseter
Our guts can really mislead us. Sometimes, what we think of as our gut is something else, like an outside influence. If you're going to buy an apartment and it smells of freshly baked bread, you're more likely to want to buy it. -- Noreena Hertz
I panicked when my son, Jett, stopped eating baby food. He's only two, but his food vocabulary is fantastic. He likes my baked tilapia and string beans with chopped garlic. But he really likes pizza. Sometimes every inanimate object to him is pizza. -- Jill Scott
At work, we have fantastic catering people. They feed the cast and crew all day, and they're sensitive to the needs of picky vegetarians like me. They have delicious salads. I keep mine simple: romaine lettuce, avocado, baked tofu, carrots, tomatoes and Asian dressing. -- Lisa Edelstein
The household I grew up in... was rather like an Ovaltine advert. There was a huge fire, a kettle on the fire, the oven with the bread being baked every day, and there was the radio; it was very magical to hear all these wonderful programmes. -- Brian Blessed
Since the Renaissance, a concept called 'progress' has been baked into our society. Progress - founded on an accumulation of knowledge through experience (and in the case of science, through experiment). To build on the past rather than endlessly relive it. That's what separates us from the beasts. -- Seth Shostak
The first time I had a baked potato, I was eight years old at a friend's house. Most white kids growing up have a baked potato every day. I didn't even know what to do with it, how to open it. I was the only white kid in high school eating octopus. -- Scott Fujita
My family lived off the land and summer evening meals featured baked stuffed tomatoes, potato salad, corn on the cob, fresh shelled peas and homemade ice cream with strawberries from our garden. With no air conditioning in those days, the cool porch was the center of our universe after the scorching days. -- David Mixner
I think if you're going to be in a relationship with someone, you need to be able to share the responsibility, the knowledge, the worry. It's not like it was when our parents or their parents were having lives where the mom just baked bread, and the husband worried about it, and the wife didn't know there was any problem. -- Laura Wasser
I used to work at a movie theater and sold hams at Honey Baked Ham during the holidays. I sold a ton of hams, and they offered me a regular job there, which I turned down. I feel like anything you do, just do it 100% because then that work ethic will bleed through when it's time to work on your dreams. -- Tika Sumpter
I see people having fits because their coffee is too hot or their baked potato is too cold, or some random something is imperfect and somebody can be blamed for it. These people can fly off the handle and nobody says, 'Too much beef will do that to a person.' If it's a vegan: a clear case of alfalfa sprout poisoning. -- Victoria Moran
The bad thing about young people starting a company is that sometimes they do it for the wrong reasons or because they have the wrong skill set, but the good thing is that they don't have any of the old paradigms baked into them, so they have a lot of the bright new ideas that are harder to come by as you get older. -- Ben Horowitz
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked. -- Wilson Mizner
All millionaires love a baked apple. -- Ronald Firbank
I know when something is kind of half-baked. -- Bill Budge
Sudden conversion ... is particularly attractive to the half-baked mind. -- E. M. Forster
Paul Hollywood's "You're under baked" is even better than "You're fired." -- Joss Whedon
I eat leftover caviar by hand, with baked potato, like peasants. -- Ion Tiriac
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world. -- Dov Davidoff
My two great treats in life are baked beans and vanilla ice-cream. -- Jonathan Dimbleby
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting. -- Steve Jobs
Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love. -- Mark McKinney
The good news is, the cake is baked. Barack Obama will not be reelected president. -- Michele Bachmann
The qualities that make Twitter seem inane and half-baked are what makes it so powerful. -- Jonathan Zittrain
For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one....It is soothing and enough. -- M. F. K. Fisher
Any thoughts of guilt, any feelings of regret, had faded. The desert had baked them out. -- Stephen King
A basket of freshly baked pastries like scones make breakfast easy for your host the next day. -- Clinton Kelly
Prayer is good, but when baked potatoes and milk are needed, prayer will not supply their place. -- Brigham Young
I didn't know adults could be changed. I thought they were finished pieces, baked through and kiln dried. -- Kelly Corrigan
I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture. -- Susan Strasberg
Really great products, like @nest, have #design baked in from the beginning instead of slapped on at the end. -- John Maeda
My specialty was baked potatoes with cheese melted over broccoli. I was also very good at melting cheese on bread. -- Rachel Sklar
Don't be deceived by life's outcomes. Life's outcomes, while not entirely random, have a huge amount of luck baked into them. -- Michael Lewis
When there is very little else left to believe in, one can still believe in an honest loaf of fragrant, home-baked bread. -- Anna Thomas
I try to eat a lot of baked foods, fish, chicken, potatoes, stuff like that. Grab me a Muscle Milk. That helps. -- Adrian Peterson
There is a sort of human paste that when it comes near the fire of enthusiasm is only baked into harder shape. -- George Eliot
We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked. -- Johnny Carson
Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League. -- Erma Bombeck
Country ham is baked whole, usually with a glaze, sometimes studded with cloves, and served as the centerpiece of Christmas and Easter feasts. -- Kate Christensen
I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. Love it. -- Sarah Jessica Parker
I come from a food family, so you would think that I would be great at making baked beans or something, but I'm not. -- Kristian Bush
Climate change policies cannot be the frosting on the cake of development; they must be baked into the recipe of growth and social development. -- Robert Zoellick
The great law of denial belongs to the powerful forces of life, whether the case be one of coolish baked beans, or an unrequited affection. -- Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward
The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because I'm a barbarian). -- Rick Riordan
In spacetime, all events are baked together: a four-dimensional continuum. Past and future are no more privileged than left and right or up and down. -- James Gleick
High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know... -- David Cross
When I was younger, I thought I was too young to really be personal. I thought that what I was feeling and thinking might be half-baked. -- Robbie Robertson
I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to beat a plain old baked potato. -- Laurie Colwin
Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no one [expletive] wants them there. -- John Oliver
We launched it in the London branch - phenomenal sausages, incredible eggs, homemade baked beans, black pudding - and it's something I wanted to bring to Dubai. -- Gordon Ramsay
No idea for a new growth business ever comes fully shaped. When it emerges, it's half-baked, and it then goes through a process of becoming fully shaped. -- Clayton M. Christensen
I like one hair, tuna fish, the smell of rain and things that are pink. I hate pimples, baked potatoes, when my mother's mad, and religious holidays. -- Judy Blume
Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word. -- Ian Shoales
...if ever the sun rises upon Barbecue, its flavor vanishes like Cinderella's silks, and it becomes cold baked beef - staler in the chill dawn than illicit love. -- William Allen White
We know that acid rain has had no significant environmental effect on trees or forests in the United States... It is based on popular myths and half-baked theories. -- Haley Barbour
We are all of us, in this world, more or less like St. January, whom the inhabitants of Naples worship one day, and pelt with baked apples the next. -- Sophie Swetchine
Can currently existing religion be disentangled from the misogyny of its texts, its traditions, and its practices? ... a resounding NO: misogyny not only pervades the major faiths, it's baked in. -- Katha Pollitt
Just as our bread, mixed and baked, packaged and sold without benefit of accident or human frailty, is uniformly good and uniformly tasteless, so will our speech become one speech. -- John Steinbeck
If there are fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies on the table, I won't say no to those. Soy sauce is another one, even though it's awful - it's so high in sodium. -- Misty May-Treanor
All is flux, nothing stays still, as Heraclitus said. By the time I wrote this, everything has changed in the universe; everything but the taste of the cakes baked at home! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Gordon eyed them with inert hatred. At this moment he hated all books, and novels most of all. Horrible to think of all that soggy, half-baked trash massed together in one place. -- George Orwell
The very dogs were all asleep, and the flies, drunk with moist sugar in the grocer's shop, forgot their wings and briskness, and baked to death in dusty corners of the window. -- Charles Dickens
My sister and I may have been crafted of the same genetic clay, baked in the same uterine kiln, but we were disparate species, doomed never to love each other except blindly. -- Judith Kelman
I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away. -- Debbi Fields
Your flour is your dream and your bread is your fulfillment. The environment in which your flour is baked can influence the shape of your bread... Just take it as simple as that! -- Israelmore Ayivor
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. -- Mark Twain
Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Accounts of eating Christmas sweet potatoes baked in ashes and jackrabbit stewed with white flour dumplings are testaments to pioneer resilience and pleasure - and they help inspire my own best scratch cooking. -- Isabel Gillies
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession, which I entered before my husband was in public life -- Hillary Clinton
The new specialty at the Iowa fair this year is fried butter on a stick. Of course, if you're like me and you want like to eat healthy, get your stick of butter baked. -- Jay Leno
There's a lot of griping and groaning about wanting to play half-baked new songs live, but you don't want it to just end up on YouTube with like 74 thumbs down: "This is the worst!" -- Travis Morrison
Mars has been flown by, orbited, smacked into, radar examined, and rocketed onto, as well as bounced upon, rolled over, shoveled, drilled into, baked and even blasted. Still to come: Mars being stepped on. -- Buzz Aldrin
While eating gluten-free may help you lose weight initially because it eliminates baked goods, one has to be smart when choosing replacement options because the gluten-free versions often have the same number of calories. -- Marcus Samuelsson
To get a roaster clean, send something like baked apples in it to a neighbor. Neighbors always return pans spotless, and you won't have to use a blow torch on it like you usually do. -- Phyllis Diller
If your version of pub food is microwaving a pie and some baked beans, then yeah, it's really complicated cooking. But if it's just about getting the best out of simple ingredients, then it's not. -- Tom Kerridge

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