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Bakers bake bread, accountants manage accounts and entrepreneurs turn ideas into reality. -- Richard Branson
Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven. -- Brad Gilbert
I've never watched reality shows, except for the Great British Bake Off, which is magnificent. -- Joss Whedon
I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi. I race for your love, Shake-n-Bake, Ricky Bobby -- Drake
Katie McGrath got me hooked on the 'Great British Bake Off.' It's ruining my life. -- Jessica De Gouw
Frosting Freedom Is just frosting On somebody else's Cake-- And so must be Till we Learn how to Bake. -- Langston Hughes
Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League. -- Erma Bombeck
See, when the GOVERNMENT spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of TAXPAYERS, God only knows what they do with it. Bake it into pies, probably. Anything to avoid creating jobs. -- Dave Barry
Our lives are like these things I make. Turn 'em, build 'em, bake 'em in fire. That's what you've been, son. Baked and fired. But a pot don't have the right to choose whether he be for water, wine, or just left empty. You have, son. You have. -- Joanne Harris
I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her! -- Taylor Swift
We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it. -- Jose Marti
I don't know how to cook, but I do know how to bake. -- Rachel Nichols
Over the holidays is when I have the most occasions to cook and bake. -- Nina Dobrev
Sweet potatoes are ideal for lazy days: just bake, then mash and mix with yogurt, butter or olive oil. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. -- Vanna White
I have a giant baking book, so I close my eyes and pick a random page. Whatever it is, I try to bake it! -- Nina Dobrev
I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. -- Rachael Ray
Way back when I was a junior pastry chef, I'd bake loads of muffins every morning, as many as 120 or so, while operating on autopilot. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. -- Colonel Sanders
I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part. -- Sloane Crosley
It seems kind of silly, but it's really nice to chill in the kitchen with a friend and bake. It relaxes me, and mixing is probably my favorite part. -- Lindsey Vonn
When I was working a lot, I felt guilty as a parent. I couldn't pick up my son every day from school, bake him cookies and that kind of thing. -- Barbra Streisand
I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can't buy love. -- Raquel Welch
I am good at baking. I don't know if that counts as a talent, but I love to bake. Everybody says I'm good at it, so apparently I make the best banana bread. -- Meaghan Jette Martin
Smell is so powerful, you know. My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back to my childhood. -- Curtis Stone
I got picked on a lot, even by teachers too. I liked to listen to musicals and bake, and my homeroom teacher found out and mocked me in front of the whole class for baking. -- Dan Savage
Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up, like a brownie or a blondie or a shortbread, which still has that Christmas vibe. -- Zooey Deschanel
I don't really cook much. I'm more of a baker. My favorite things to bake that everybody loves, and I can only keep in the house for about ten minutes, are 7-Up cake and Pineapple Upside-Down cake. -- Jada Pinkett Smith
If you're a baker, making bread, you're a baker. If you make the best bread in the world, you're not an artist, but if you bake the bread in the gallery, you're an artist. So the context makes the difference. -- Marina Abramovic
In the real world, I see conservatives volunteering at adoption agencies, at churches, at bake sales and the local American Legion Post while the only charity a progressive sends is a smug sermon on fair share and what fairness is. -- Allen West
I'm a really good cook. I bake a lot. I cook dinner most nights. I cook everything from Italian food to Mexican food. But if I'm going to some place and it's a potluck, I'm always the one to bring dessert! -- Amanda Schull
I've done everything from stocking shelves at a natural food co-op, to baking bagels at Brueggers and bussing tables. Then I realized that jobs suck, but if you could get up at 6 A.M. and bake your own breakfast, that is very satisfying. -- Marco Arment
I love to bake! I have a huge sweet tooth, and I love to make things like zucchini muffins, you know, anything decadent like that. And I stand by the claim that chocolate can be good for you! I love having a good piece of dark chocolate, one that's 70 percent or more cacao. -- Lauren Bowles
I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I've ever received was the Easy Bake Oven when I was younger. When I was little, I loved to bake! I want to get one now so I can make weird mini desserts for people. -- Ashley Benson
We are all advertising, all of the time. If you want to sell your car, what do you do? You clean and polish it and make it the best you can. Some people bake bread when they are trying to sell their house because the smell adds a friendly feeling. Even the priest, with all his or her fervour, is advertising God. Everybody is selling. -- Paul Arden
Albanians, we tan well! I don't burn; I bake. -- Action Bronson
I bake a chocolate cake from scratch every week. -- Victoria Osteen
I try a different cookie recipe every time I bake. -- Devon Windsor
I could quite happily run a florist or a bake shop. -- Lena Headey
I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I'm really good at it. -- Kim Kardashian
I bake my daughter cupcakes for her school. I'm very hands-on. -- Greg Bryk
As we say in Berlin, there are many ways to bake a parrot. -- Erik Spiekermann
My mom taught me how to make grilled chicken, and I bake, too. -- Rico Rodriguez
Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire. -- Fred Dibnah
I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins. -- Parker Posey
When I cannot write a poem, I bake biscuits and feel just as pleased. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake! -- Sarah Ban Breathnach
You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake. -- Arnold Lobel
I just love to bake chocolate cakes and anything unhealthy. It makes me very popular. -- Helena Mattsson
Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
After I quit dancing, I tried a lot of jobs. But I could always bake. -- Ron Ben-Israel
What about you?" "Not a clue. I keep wishing I could bake a cake or something. -- Suzanne Collins
Call her Betty Fucking Crocker, because the cake was so going to be worth the bake." -- Kresley Cole
Real French people don't bake! At least they don't bake anything complicated, finicky, tricky or unreliable. -- Dorie Greenspan
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. -- Phyllis Diller
Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner? -- Janet Evanovich
For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger. -- Khalil Gibran
If we can't, as artists, improve on real life, we should put down our pencils and go bake bread. -- Barbara Kingsolver
My mom cooked for us, and on the weekend, we always had Sunday dinner. My father liked to bake. -- Cara Buono
I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons. -- Kelly Wearstler
I can't cook to save my life but I can bake a flour-less chocolate-hazelnut tort with a spicy caramel sauce. -- Anna Kendrick
I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough. -- Sharon Stone
I can bake. I made myself some nice French fries once. But otherwise I just eat out. Lots of salad bars. -- Fiona Apple
For a healthy alternative to buffalo wings, slide the bone of a human finger into a block of tofu and bake. -- Giada De Laurentiis
Philosophy can bake no bread; but she can procure for us God , Freedom , Immortality. Which, then, is more practical, Philosophy or Economy ? -- Novalis
I've been entrepreneurial since middle school. I was always arranging bake sales, dances and school trips to raise money for the Dalton School. -- Dylan Lauren
It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if youâ??ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers. -- Bill Maher
It's really fun to have a convection oven, even it if it's a little convection toaster oven. It really changes the way you bake. -- Tom Douglas
I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread. -- George Carlin
Take the broken pieces of your life, bake a master cake out of it. Don't stand still like a lake; keep flowing like a stream! -- Israelmore Ayivor
I love kale. I bake it. I sautÃ© it. I juice it. I massage it. I want other people to join the cult-of- kale. -- Misha Collins
I love to bake. I like to bake with wheat and try not to eat sugar, so I use applesauce instead, which probably sounds really gross. -- Brenda Song
It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit. -- David Burge
If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the hang of it quickly enough. -- Ingrid Newkirk
My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back to my childhood. -- Curtis Stone
It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber. -- Robert Fulghum
We're going to bake this planet, and be a curse to all species, including our own, if we don't find an alternative to carbon-based fuel. That's the #1 problem. -- Van Jones
Answering a letter from a church asking what else they should try after having failed to raise enough money on bake sales, bazaars, suppers, etc. Why not try religion? -- Horace Greeley
Now I just bake when I'm bored and I'm not working and I don't want to go out. I'll just get recipes and bake them here for myself, honestly. -- Devon Windsor
It is all very beautiful and magical here - a quality which cannot be described. You have to live it and breathe it, let the sun bake into you. -- Ansel Adams
Obviously I was well aware that I had what people consider a privileged upbringing. My mom was never a bake-cookies sort of mom. I really had no reins whatsoever. -- Anderson Cooper
Call me a sucker for a man who had a great ass who knows how to bake a macaroni casserole and can tolerate six hours of Sesame Street a day. -- Seanan McGuire
I got tired, I told him. Not worn out, but worn through. Like one of those wives who wakes up one morning and says I can't bake any more bread. -- Jonathan Safran Foer
Modern women - we're very good at keeping ourselves busy. There are PTA meetings, exercising, bake sales at school. I like that my life is not the same every day. -- Cindy Crawford
Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion. -- Roseanne Barr
More than a career, I feel that I've got a function. I see things in a much more holistic way. Some people bake the bread, and some people write the songs. -- Jackson Browne
Don't just throw the seed at the people! Grind it into flour, bake it into bread, and slice it for them. And it wouldn't hurt to put a little honey on it -- Charles Spurgeon
Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no. -- Richard Harris
Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to bake mean banana bread. The secret apparently is half a cup of dark rum. -- Adele Griffin
Were you hugging Clary?" He looked at Sebastian in amazement. Sebastian shrugged. "She's my sister. I'm pleased to see her." "You don't hug people," Jace said. "I ran out of time to bake a casserole. -- Cassandra Clare
Do you have someone watching her house?" (Stephanie) "That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We're so underbudgeted we're one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli) -- Janet Evanovich

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