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  • I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them. -- Daniel Pinkwater
  • I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger! -- Jillian Michaels
  • I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do -- Jade Puget
  • Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good. -- Lee DeWyze
  • In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning. -- Shepard Smith
  • You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork. -- Al Yankovic
  • I tried being anorexic for four hours and then i was like, i need some bagels -- Kat Dennings
  • I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. -- Sara Sheridan
  • I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels. -- Chelsea Handler
  • I definitely invented the everything bagel. There's no doubt. It's undeniable truth. It's one of those things that's 100% true, 50% of the time. -- Joe Bastianich
  • When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we rehearsed for during the afternoons. -- Jenna Ushkowitz
  • If I were running a campaign, I'd urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely - on a talented young comedy writer. -- Dick Cavett
  • Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.' -- Elayne Boosler
  • The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth. -- Leo Rosten
  • On Sunday morning, it's Brooklyn Bagels on Beverly Boulevard. We get them hot. Then we walk some of the famous Silver Lake steps or hike in the hills to the highest vantage point to see the reservoir. -- Jill Soloway
  • According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and croissants. While Independents are that annoying friend who's still looking at the menu after 15 minutes. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll ... shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough. -- Sophie Kinsella
  • I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there. -- Evan Peters
  • I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy. -- Ben Stein
  • The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice! -- George Carlin
  • Songs are pretty easy. They are small, they are modular, they are about as big as a bagel. They are easy to build. Films are overwhelming in their magnitude and scope. By comparison, a lot of film directors wish they were writing songs because you can do it while getting your hair cut. -- Tom Waits
  • The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise. -- Gertrude Berg
  • New York was the only city I knew in the world where you could be desperately lonely at nine in the morning, crossing the street for a bagel at Gristede's, and find that seven hours later you were drinking Irish coffee at P.J. Clarke's with all the friends you had inherited along the way. -- Shirley MacLaine
  • Olympia was a town crawling with music. I was new to the whole punk scene. The culture shock continued; Olympia had bagels! We didn't have bagels in Arkansas. You could order vegetarian food all over town! It was so crazy to me - a place with so many vegetarians, the restaurants made special dishes for them? -- Beth Ditto
  • Bryn ate her bagel in silence, and by the time she was finished, Liam had already neatly packed her overnight bag and loaded it in MacAllister's car. He even included a new dog bed for Mr. French to travel in confort. Lunch was in moducal little boxes. "I think he is Alfred." "Actually, I often wonder if he's Batman. -- Rachel Caine
  • I tried being anorexic for four hours, and then I was like, I need some bagels. -- Kat Dennings
  • I've liked being Jewish in America - there's a secular version of Jewishness there that's more about bagels and jokes than going to synagogues. -- Beeban Kidron
  • I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as whether to serve bagels or doughnuts at the department coffee hour. -- Ben Bernanke
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