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Little other than a red tape Talking-machine, and unhappy Bag of Parliamentary Eloquence. -- Thomas Carlyle
I carry the Sun in a Golden Cup, the Moon in a Silver Bag. -- W.B. Yeats
Just call me 'Shoppin Bag Drizzy'. And call me 'Mr Damn, He Aint Coppin That Is He?' -- Drake
It Was Once Suggested to Me that, as an Antidote to Crying, I Put My Head in a Paper Bag. -- Joan Didion
Everything good in there, T? Niko quipped. You need backup or anything? Bag of marshmallows to roast over that little campfire you just started? -- Tina St. John
I keep 'The Paper Bag Princess' by Robert Munsch on my shelf to remind me that my prince will love me no matter what I wear. Cheesy! -- Brittany Snow
My mom was one of the original designers for Coach in the eighties, and she designed some classics, including the City Bag. It's the only bag I use! -- Jane Levy
Already he was a very different hobbit from the one that had run out without a pocket-handkerchief from Bag-End long ago. He had not had a pocket-handkerchief for ages. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag." -- Jack Handey
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. -- Dawn French
If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. -- Nicki Minaj
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. -- Paula Poundstone
Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams, Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. -- William Butler Yeats
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. -- Shirley MacLaine
You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag. -- Ed Koch
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. -- Dan Glickman
Money doesn't buy elegance. You can take an inexpensive sheath, add a pretty scarf, gray shoes, and a wonderful bag, and it will always be elegant. -- Carolina Herrera
I've never changed my life since I was 4 and went to the YMCA with a gym bag. I still have that philosophy. In fact, I still have that gym bag. -- Dan Gable
Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such as synchronicity. Quantum physics suggests it's possible, so why not? -- John Cleese
I am a gypsy. I havent' had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. -- Taylor Kinney
One of my passions is photography. I always carry a camera in my bag whenever I travel. I always take pictures wherever I go, and some of them end up being really crazy ones. -- Sunidhi Chauhan
In baseball, democracy shines its clearest. The only race that matters is the race to the bag. The creed is the rule book. And color, merely something to distinguish one team's uniform from another's. -- Ernie Harwell
If a leaf fell from a tree, I'd stop juggling and play with the leaf. I went to my prop bag and got a little bandage and stuck the leaf back on the tree. People loved it. -- Philippe Petit
Some people are drawn naturally - there are natural guitarists, and there are natural piano players, and I think guitar implies travel, a sort of footloose gypsy existence. You grab your bag and you go to the next town. -- Hugh Laurie
Matching your hat to your shoe to your bag, or your necklace to your earrings, has a tendency to look dated. Mixing up your accessories adds interest to an outfit, and can make you look much more modern and polished. -- Stacy London
I had done a fair bit of traveling during the holidays in my school days with my guitar and discovered that I could live on it. Admittedly, I traveled with a sleeping bag but I could always find somewhere to lay my head. -- Jeremy Irons
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -- Ty Cobb
It's about the characters, it's about the film, it's about the process of making stunning visuals and a huge, epic movie. It doesn't matter if my head was covered in a black plastic bag and I was bouncing around in a space hopper: That's the villain of Chris Nolan's 'Batman!' -- Tom Hardy
I make some of my best recipes with a simple homemade stock. Keep shrimp shells stored in a plastic bag in the freezer. When you have almost a gallon-bag full, you can make a stock in 30 minutes that you can use in soups and sauces. You can then freeze the stock in ice-cube trays. -- Emeril Lagasse
I would run into the corner store, the bodega, and just grab a paper bag or buy juice - anything just to get a paper bag. And I'd write the words on the paper bag and stuff these ideas in my pocket until I got back. Then I would transfer them into the notebook. -- Jay-Z
I am not that attached to material things. And the good thing is I can make choices. I have very few possessions. Luckily, as a man you don't need much... a few papers, a couple of books, and a few shirts, jackets, sweaters. It fits in a little thing, in a paper bag, so it's very easy. -- Nicolas Berggruen
What a blessing that God allows a life to come through your body, and then allows you to place that body in a body bag and take it out. I had to say that there's a magnificent something that God has for me to do, to give me that level of completion. That level of experience. It's unspeakable. -- Iyanla Vanzant
I hate the hand that comes out of a car and just drops litter in the street. I hate that! For some reason, it just fills me with fury! It's just utter laziness, lack of interest in other people, lack of interest in the planet, in the hedgehog who might eat the plastic bag, it's a lack of concern. -- Joanna Lumley
If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping bag - but if you go hiking in England, or Europe, generally, towns and villages are near enough together at the end of the day you can always go to a nice little inn and have a hot bath and something to drink. -- Bill Bryson
Covetousnesse breaks the bag. -- George Herbert
I'd come to respect the bag. -- Rick Riordan
Let your memory be your travel bag. -- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I hire tea by the tea bag. -- Martin Amis
Life is just a bag of pot. -- Iggy Pop
Everton are literally a bag of Revells. -- Paul Merson
With BitTorrent, the cat's out of the bag. -- Bram Cohen
I'm not going to be anybody's punching bag. -- Tim Kaine
I had a 15th club in my bag. -- Ben Crenshaw
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. -- Dave Barry
Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. -- Dave Barry
This guy was a humorless bag of nothing but. -- Steven Ramirez
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef. -- Mitch Hedberg
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? -- Jessica Simpson
My bag was as light as my happy-go-lucky heart. -- Tove Jansson
A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag. -- Mitch Hedberg
A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human. -- Mitch Hedberg
You know I ain't got no brand new bag. -- Junior Wells
I'm an old bag - I like old thing. -- Manolo Blahnik
Catching flies is better training than hitting the speed bag -- Muhammad Ali
Compared to Imelda Marcos, Marie Antoinette was a bag lady. -- Stephen J. Solarz
No problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag. -- Tom Stoppard
No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag. -- Donita K. Paul
Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag. -- Bill Maher
I don't want to play out of another man's bag. -- Ben Webster
I can't argue my way out of a paper bag. -- Gabriel Macht
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag. -- Janet Evanovich
Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels. -- Bill McLaren
A Southern accent is not a club in my bag. -- John Oliver
It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright. -- Benjamin Franklin
To play a bag woman is brave for any woman. -- Daphne Zuniga
Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag. -- Michel de Montaigne
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. -- Robin Williams
My handbag turned into a diaper bag for the chronically ill. -- Tracey Berkowitz
In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag. -- Christopher Hitchens
Wisdom is like a goatskin bag; every man carries his own. -- Chinua Achebe
A colorful Chanel bag is a way to mix up anything. -- Ashley Madekwe
A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into. -- George Orwell
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag. -- Demetri Martin
Never have a club in your bag that you're afraid to hit. -- Tom Kite
My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car. -- Larry Hagman
I've never known a lot of rich people. It's not my bag. -- Bob Dole
If I make a new bag I love, I don't keep it. -- Judith Leiber
People who have achieved a public voice find it a mixed bag. -- Jimmy Wales
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. -- Bruce Lansky
The most important piece of equipment in your bag is your attitude -- Joe McNally
Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand... -- Becca Fitzpatrick
I bet they didn't tell you that was in the gift bag. -- Adrien Brody
I think the whole under-eye-bag thing is hereditary, and I just got lucky. -- Julianna Margulies
A bag of bones can slip through small cracks in a crowd effortlessly. -- Kris Kidd
Bad guys have always been my bag... I look mean without even trying. -- Lee Van Cleef
Night's darkness is the bag that bursts with the gold of the dawn. -- Rabindranath Tagore
I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list. -- Steven Cojocaru
Why stay with him, he uses you just like a human punching bag? -- Ray Davies
And into the brown paper bag of my heart, Eddy slipped a smile. -- David James Duncan
I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag. -- Christa B. Allen
The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop. -- Jarod Kintz
You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to play a bag lady. -- Michelle Pfeiffer
I've eaten a bag of Green apples. Boarded the train, there's no getting off -- Sylvia Plath
Buy a nickel bag, smoke a little lye, get high tonight, get high tonight. -- Busta Rhymes
Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back. -- Orson Scott Card
Everybody's talking about the President, we all chipped in for a bag of cement. -- Paul McCartney
When I get a brand new bag, I wear it for months and months. -- Rebecca Gayheart
At 3, I played an innocent game of doctor, minus the stethoscope and medicine bag. -- Pattie Mallette
Planned Parenthood is a gigantic bully, using Komen as its own personal punching bag, -- Karen Handel
Kiss is like a smell in a paper bag, they just never go away -- Dee Snider
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. -- Bob Hope
An It bag is an It bag, only if you're unlikely to possess it. -- Plum Sykes
I have nothing to declare but my genius, and this four-kilo bag of cocaine. -- Oscar Wilde
A little superstition is a good thing to keep in one's bag of precautions. -- Gertrude Atherton
I was carrying Jackie Stewart's bag! Formula One was pretty much the same back then. -- Martin Sorrell
It seems like the millennial generation is a little bit of a cultural punching bag. -- Audie Cornish
You don't change your style by changing your bag. You change it with your clothes. -- Stefano Gabbana
I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. -- Jeremy Grantham
Rather than munching on a bag of potato chips, stick to fresh fruit and veggies. -- Mehmet Oz
Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks. -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
If I could be reincarnated as a fashion accessory, it would be a shopping bag. -- Karl Lagerfeld
I've always loved when girls carry their wallets as a clutch instead of a bag. -- Alexander Wang
Ive always loved when girls carry their wallets as a clutch instead of a bag. -- Alexander Wang
Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel. -- Thomas More
I'm a dirt bag rock and roller. I want to represent that before anything else -- Billie Joe Armstrong
I do shadow boxing and use a heavy bag, but I don't spar with anyone. -- Liam Neeson
Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD -- Doug Stanhope
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? -- Steven Wright

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