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  • I'm running for Governor, and this Honey Badger is ready to fight. -- Scott Gessler
  • Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing. -- Kenneth Grahame
  • I'm a beast, I am, and a Badger what's more. We don't change. We hold on. -- C. S. Lewis
  • Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? -- Roald Dahl
  • If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care. -- David C. Holley
  • Defend the weak, protect both young and old, never desert your friends. Give justice to all, be fearless in battle and always ready to defend the right." â??The law of Badger Lords -- Brian Jacques
  • The Mole had long wanted to make the I acquaintance of the Badger. He seemed, by all accounts, to be such an important personage and, though rarely visible, to make his unseen influence felt by everybody about the place. -- Kenneth Grahame
  • I beg. I call. I badger. I cajole. Part of the secret is everyone has fun and that's really motivating. -- Katie Couric
  • It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger. -- Tom Holt
  • Governor Scott Walker didn't know who he was messing with when he picked a fight with the hard-working union folks of Wisconsin. He must have forgotten that Wisconsin is the Badger State. And badgers are scrappy little creatures. We may look cute, warm and fuzzy, but we have a fighting spirit. -- Gwen Moore
  • We have to use every tool at our disposal and that's why we're trialing a badger cull. We need healthy wildlife living alongside healthy cattle. Only if we work to eradicate the reservoir of TB in our badgers, will we have the strong and prosperous dairy industry the public wishes to see. -- Owen Paterson
  • Office holders are a self-selected group; you don't get elected if you don't put your name on the ballot. There are many people who would do a great job, but who would never think to run. Find them. Badger them. Get them elected. They might not thank you for it, but a lot of other people will. -- John Sununu
  • I was perhaps about 10 years old when a local farmer rang us up to say he had found a young badger and would we take it in. So we did; it was a female called Bessy and she lived in the boiler room. She was extremely intelligent, had a very low opinion of cats but loved the dogs. She was pretty well trained; she went in the car. -- Owen Paterson
  • Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. -- Erin Hunter
  • A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger. -- Louise Rennison
  • Hurry up, Hodgeyboy! You run like a fat badger after Sunday tea." Mibbitwiss -- Kathy Cyr
  • When you are about to badger the weak,Then imagine yourself before a more powerful man. -- Thiruvalluvar
  • I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season! -- Ian Holloway
  • You've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger. -- Terry Pratchett
  • Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sinâ?¦ I poked a badger with a spoon. -- Eddie Izzard
  • I beg. I call. I badger. I cajole. Part of the secret is everyone has fun and thats really motivating. -- Katie Couric
  • The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect? -- Ilona Andrews
  • Step aside? I step aside for nobeast, whether it be a hallowed hedgehog, an officious otter, a seasoned squirrel, a mutterin' mole or a befuddled badger! -- Brian Jacques
  • Don't badger people without children into admitting the secret desire for children you're sure they have to you! Don't badger anyone! Leave the badgering to the badgers. -- Mallory Ortberg
  • I've come to the conclusion that, aside from Nazis, the Taliban, and possibly the honey badger, there is no one on the planet more merciless than a teenage girl once she's decided she dislikes you. -- Meg Cabot
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