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I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police. -- Robert Stack
A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world. -- Harry Vardon
I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf. -- David Duval
It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play? -- John Goodman
What I like about golf is there are no bad calls. -- Ivan Lendl
Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf. -- Babe Didrikson Zaharias
I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf. -- Darrell Royal
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. -- Mickey Mantle
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. -- Earl Wilson
Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots. -- Ben Hogan
I don't support the belly putter. I think it's bad for the game of golf. -- Padraig Harrington
That's one of the things you get when you're playing golf. You get bad backs, bad necks. -- Tom Watson
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. -- Lee Trevino
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA! -- Bob Hope
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. -- George Archer
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. -- Jack Nicklaus
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. -- A. A. Milne
Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots. -- Nick Faldo
I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game. -- Tiger Woods
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad. -- Robin Williams
Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship. -- Patrick Campbell, 3rd Baron Glenavy
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot. -- Nubar Gulbenkian
I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better. -- Notah Begay III
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game. -- Phil Blackmar
He'd learned in the past few months that telling a girl what to wear--even one the size of a golf club--was a bad idea. Histrionics often followed. -- Kristin Hannah
Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot of bad shots? -- Bobby Jones
I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training. -- Joanne Harris

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