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Faces can lie. Backsides can't. -- Yoko Ono
This [my backside] is still very, very big. -- Renee Zellweger
Gossip is the foul smell from the Devil's backside. -- Laurie Halse Anderson
Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow. -- Frank Delaney
Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside. -- Ludwig van Beethoven
If Carrie Ford wins the National I'll bare my backside to the wind, and let everyone kick it. -- Ginger McCain
When you're in politics sometimes you step on toes and they come back and kick you in the backside. -- Steve Bartlett
I think that if politics is just about getting your backside on important seats, then it's a pretty worthless endeavor. -- Chris Patten
So remember it, lad. If your head thinks up mischief, your backside's going to pay for it. Brian Fraser to young Jamie -- Diana Gabaldon
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck. -- Alan Sugar
I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man. -- Dick Gregory
If you turned the fabric of our lives over, I imagined the design on the backside would be woven in the bleak grays of doubt and fear. -- Stephenie Meyer
Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum. -- Georg C. Lichtenberg
There's something evil in me that loves evil and degradation--purity's black backside! That loves honesty with a horrid love; or why have I always gone seeking it at the liar's door? -- Djuna Barnes
Prizes do not mean anything to me. I think it is more important to make a child aware of the existence of a weird creature like a water spider that breathes through its backside. -- Hayao Miyazaki
I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you've got to get off your backside and you've got to do all the crap stuff, too. -- Jay Kay
I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that. And for my daughter, I want to be able to say to her, 'I love this.' -- Kate Winslet
Writing is hard work, and fun, and requires you to keep your backside in a chair when you would sometimes like to put it elsewhere. So the only wisdom is the advice to keep at it, I guess. -- Lois Lowry
To win the Kentucky Derby is the goal of every trainer, every hot-walker, every backside person. They may be just rubbing on a horse, or hot-walking a horse, but they wonder if they could win the Kentucky Derby. -- Bob Lewis
I am the passenger, I stay under glass. I look through my window so bright, I see the stars come out tonight. I see the bright and hollow sky, over the city's ripped backsides and everything looks good tonight. -- Iggy Pop
You're not built for riding, either," Horace added. "I'd say more saddle sore than homesick." Svenal sighed ruefully, shifting his buttocks for the twentieth time to find a more comfortable spot. "It's true," he said. "I've been discovering parts of my backside I never knew existed. -- John Flanagan
My parents came from Russia and suddenly they wound up in Boston, Massachusetts, Brookline, Massachusetts and they felt the sun rose and set on Franklin Delano Roosevelt's backside because he meant so much to them. This was freedom. This was something totally different from the Russia they had left. -- Mike Wallace
What I fear and desire most in this world is passion. I fear it because it promises to be spontaneous, out of my control, unnamed, beyond my reasonable self. I desire it because passion has color, like the landscape before me. It is not pale. It is not neutral. It reveals the backside of the heart. -- Terry Tempest Williams
Nonsense prevails, modesty fails Grace and virtue turn into stupidity While the calendar fades almost all barricades to a pale compromise And our leaders have feasts on the backsides of beasts They still think they're the gods of antiquity If something you missed didn't even exist It was just an ideal is it such a surprise? -- Elvis Costello
A woman can have a smile, and a woman can have a large backside, but I have been to the mountain and I am here to tell you that when a woman has both of those things she is not to be trusted. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
They've kicked our backsides... we've got to lick our wounds... -- Steve Bruce
They have small minds and giant backsides. Which is to say, what they lack in interiors they make up in posteriors. -- Kami Garcia
I suppose I am a snob. I loathe towns. I loathe townspeople. They have small minds and giant backsides. Which is to say, what they lack in interiors they make up in posteriors. -- Kami Garcia

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