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Celebrity's a pain in the backside - you're always on display. -- Rupert Graves
When Warren Buffett says the sun shines out of somebody's backside, it's worth paying attention. -- Guy Spier
I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that. -- Kate Winslet
As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and - you may say - its backside. -- Pippa Middleton
When you're in politics sometimes you step on toes and they come back and kick you in the backside. -- Steve Bartlett
I think that if politics is just about getting your backside on important seats, then it's a pretty worthless endeavor. -- Chris Patten
There is no place for arrogance or complacency in racing because you are up there one minute and on your backside the next. -- Tony McCoy
I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man. -- Dick Gregory
Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum. -- Georg C. Lichtenberg
I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that. And for my daughter, I want to be able to say to her, 'I love this.' -- Kate Winslet
I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you've got to get off your backside and you've got to do all the crap stuff, too. -- Jay Kay
I like tricks; I like to dazzle. Dribbling and leaving your opponent on his backside is what life is for. If I achieve what I want to, then I'll mark a distinct era in football. I'm the Che Guevara of modern soccer. -- Sergio Aguero
Even as a kid, I wore J.C. Penney plain-pocket jeans because they were plain pockets. I didn't want anybody's name on my backside. I personally don't like to wear clothing that is named for somebody or has someone's likeness all over it. -- Matthew McConaughey
My parents came from Russia and suddenly they wound up in Boston, Massachusetts, Brookline, Massachusetts and they felt the sun rose and set on Franklin Delano Roosevelt's backside because he meant so much to them. This was freedom. This was something totally different from the Russia they had left. -- Mike Wallace
My own zigzag path through life led me back to Santa Cruz in the early Eighties, and I have revisited regularly since. The place hasn't changed: head in the clouds, backside on the hills and feet in the ocean - one of the most decent and beautiful places on earth. -- Clive Sinclair
When I did the film 'Hear My Voice' a few years ago, I disappeared fully up my own backside for a while. Because I thought my career was taking off, I became a bit of an egomaniac and a pain in the neck. I thought I was God's gift to mankind and the greatest Irishman since George Best. -- James Nesbitt
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore. -- Roald Dahl
This [my backside] is still very, very big. -- Renee Zellweger
Gossip is the foul smell from the Devil's backside. -- Laurie Halse Anderson
Celebritys a pain in the backside - youre always on display. -- Rupert Graves
The human backside is a dimension architects seem to have forgotten. -- William H. Whyte
Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow. -- Frank Delaney
Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm -- Alan Brazil
If you can still wipe your own backside then life's not that bad! -- E.J. Plows
If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine -- David Lloyd
Well, if you're talking about perfection, I'll show you the image of my backside. -- Onew
A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles. -- Hans Wegner
A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary. -- Helmut Krone
Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside. -- Ludwig van Beethoven
If Carrie Ford wins the National I'll bare my backside to the wind, and let everyone kick it. -- Ginger McCain
My backside and my privates. I'm stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it. -- Robert Newton Peck
As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and â?? you may say â?? its backside. -- Pippa Middleton
So remember it, lad. If your head thinks up mischief, your backside's going to pay for it. Brian Fraser to young Jamie -- Diana Gabaldon
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck. -- Alan Sugar
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see its backside. -- Jeremy Clarkson
I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby. -- Jim Glennon
If you turned the fabric of our lives over, I imagined the design on the backside would be woven in the bleak grays of doubt and fear. -- Stephenie Meyer
The backside of a mountain is a fight against human nature. You have to care as much about yourself on the way down as you did on the way up. -- Mitch Albom
There's something evil in me that loves evil and degradation--purity's black backside! That loves honesty with a horrid love; or why have I always gone seeking it at the liar's door? -- Djuna Barnes
I've always played cards. I can't remember when there wasn't a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a wheelbarrow on the backside of the racetrack. -- Wilford Brimley
Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic. -- Bette Davis
Right now I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna do, 'cause I don't want to sit around on my backside all day. If I'm gonna do that I'll be a newspaper reporter. -- Joe Paterno
My artistic process involves pens, gesso, acrylic paint, and markers, all on vellum. I use a window painter's technique and paint on the backside of my image before I mess with the front. -- Chelsea Martin
Prizes do not mean anything to me. I think it is more important to make a child aware of the existence of a weird creature like a water spider that breathes through its backside. -- Hayao Miyazaki

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