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The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. -- Tommy Chong
I'll be honest. We copied everyone... the Beatles, the Bachelors. It was the only way people would even listen to you. -- Maurice Gibb
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. -- Daniel Tosh
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. -- Finley Peter Dunne
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. -- Nora Ephron
Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away. -- Jean Harris
I declare that I am a bachelor. -- Julian Eltinge
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. -- Samuel Johnson
I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz. -- Jon Secada
Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect. -- Nicolas Chamfort
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. -- Helen Rowland
I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948. -- Daniel J. Evans
Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science. -- Wanda Sykes
A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. -- Francis Bacon
Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men. -- Jilly Cooper
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. -- Oscar Wilde
Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. -- Edward Lear
Bachelors alone can travel freely, and without any twinges of their consciences touching desertion of the fire-side. -- Herman Melville
I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. -- Sara Gilbert
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -- Oscar Wilde
When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. -- William Shakespeare
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. -- Helen Rowland
My first speaking part was to read for John Forsythe for Bachelor Father. I was the lead, opposite him. -- Linda Evans
I went to college at QUT: Queensland University of Technology. I studied for a Bachelors in finance and acting. -- Brenton Thwaites
Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men. -- Francis Bacon
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. -- Helen Rowland
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. -- Helen Rowland
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. -- H. L. Mencken
The ranks of society are once again filled with Ambitious Mamas, whose only aim is to see their Darling Daughters married off to Determined Bachelors -- Julia Quinn
[Bachelors'] approach to gastronomy is basically sexual, since few of them under seventy-nine will bother to produce a good meal unless it is for a pretty woman. -- M. F. K. Fisher
Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore; full well they merit all they feel, and more: unaw by precepts, human or divine, like birds and beasts, promiscuously they join. -- Alexander Pope
They that have grown old in a single state are generally found to be morose, fretful and captious; tenacious of their own practices and maxims; soon offended by contradiction or negligence; and impatient of any association but with those that will watch their nod, and submit themselves to unlimited authority. -- Samuel Johnson
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once -- Phyllis Diller
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. -- Oscar Wilde
Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore full well they merit all they feel and more -- Alexander Pope
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. -- Thomas Fuller
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse -- Helen Rowland
In the 1940s, about 20% of people in the U.S. had graduated from high school, but less than 5% continued their education to get bachelors' degrees or higher. -- Peter Diamandis
My dad didn't want me to go for drama in school, so I chose the closest thing to it and got a bachelors degree in Communications at the Manhattan College. -- Daniella Alonso
Asian countries produce eight times as many engineering bachelors as the United States, and the number of U.S. students graduating at the masters and PhD levels in these areas is declining. -- Mark Kennedy
I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out. -- George Eliot
I will only think of settling down after Salman Khan, the other most eligible bachelor, plans to settle down. We are eligible bachelors, but he's the rock star, so let him get married first; then I'll think about myself. -- Yuvraj Singh
Ever since the infamous quiz show scandals of the 1950s, the feds had insisted that TV game shows be honest - or that at least they didn't cheat. So as a 'Dating Game' bachelor, I didn't know what I was going to be asked. The other bachelors and I were required to concoct our answers in real time. -- Seth Shostak
The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors. -- Samuel Richardson
One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war. -- Orson Scott Card
Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them. -- Wilkie Collins
Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge ?. -- Louis Gustave Vapereau
Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors. -- George Bernard Shaw
Many who are self-taught far excel the doctors, masters, and bachelors of the most renowned universities. -- Ludwig von Mises
The April winds are magical, And thrill our tuneful frames; The garden-walks are passional To bachelors and dames. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Squeeze marriage as much as you like, you will never extract anything from it but fun for bachelors and boredom for husbands. -- Honore de Balzac
A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war. -- Orson Scott Card
A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war." -- Orson Scott Card
The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others. -- George Jean Nathan
Monks, nuns, long-term spinsters and bachelors and permanent homosexuals are all, in a reproductive sense, aberrant. Society has bred them, but they have failed to return the compliment. -- Desmond Morris

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