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Bachelor parties are for the married guys. -- Chrissy Teigen
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. -- Johnny Knoxville
I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party -- Bruce Willis
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? -- Stephenie Meyer
Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party? -- Jay Leno
He smells of secondhand cigar smoke and a brew of perfumes from his bachelor party, but it would be enticing foreplay to shower him fresh before sullying him anew. -- Valentine Glass

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