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  • The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor -- Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Bachelor parties are for the married guys. -- Chrissy Teigen
  • Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese, and kisses. -- Jonathan Swift
  • Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated. -- Jeph Jacques
  • I love 'The Bachelor!' Yeah, all people love 'The Bachelor.' -- Brittany Snow
  • I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent! -- Jake Pavelka
  • I'd trained at the University of Washington and had a Bachelor of Fine Arts in acting. -- Gregg Henry
  • I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. -- Sara Gilbert
  • Now on 'Bachelor Pad' it is true colors - no best foot forward anymore, everybody is really themselves. -- Jake Pavelka
  • Hey 'Bachelor,' take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships! -- Alison Sweeney
  • My first speaking part was to read for John Forsythe for Bachelor Father. I was the lead, opposite him. -- Linda Evans
  • Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor? -- Dana Gould
  • I have a Bachelor of Arts in English, which means I had a lot of formal training in reading. -- Kate DiCamillo
  • I have a Bachelor in medicine, a Bachelor in surgery, and I am a Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons. -- Hasnat Khan
  • A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. -- Helen Rowland
  • Danbury wasnt a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine. -- George Jung
  • You know how funerals are not for the dead, they‚??re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they‚??re for the uncommitted. -- Bill Murray
  • On both 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, 'Let's date.' Everyone knows those aren't the same things. -- Patti Stanger
  • It is quite beneath the dignity of a person holding a Bachelor of Arts degree to engage in such a vulgar occupation as the writing of novels. -- Fukuzawa Yukichi
  • I was graduated in 1940 with a degree of Bachelor of Science in Social Science but a major in Mathematics, a paradoxical combination that was prognostic of my future interests. -- Kenneth Arrow
  • I did my undergrad at Florida State, got a Bachelor's, and then I got my Masters in Acting at NYU. So I've spent a lot of time in the classroom. -- Andre Holland
  • Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn't be more eager to have mine behind me. So there's really no point. -- Stephenie Meyer
  • It is common knowledge to every schoolboy and even every Bachelor of Arts, That all sin is divided into two parts. One kind of sin is called a sin of commission, and that is very important -- Ogden Nash
  • My kids have never known me not working on The Bachelor. But they've lived in Paris and Italy and been to Hawaii and Bora-Bora with me, and it's incredible to me that they've had these experiences. -- Chris Harrison
  • When people are on 'The Bachelor' it gives them the opportunity to put their best foot forward, especially when you're around the 'Bachelor' or the 'Bachelorette;' that one person who you're vying for attention with. -- Jake Pavelka
  • Before I got married, I never really watched TV. Now, my husband and I watch 'The Bachelor' together. I love 'The Soup' - that's where I get a lot of my pop culture - and 'Chelsea Lately. -- Dylan Lauren
  • I only have a Bachelor's Degree but I've had professors who have instilled this kind of academic rigor in me where I don't make any generalizations or closed statements. There always has to be room for interpretation. -- Ayshay
  • Music pulled me like a gravitational force. I entered college as a physics major but left as a Bachelor of Music, a degree with the same practical application as, say, one in the History of Chinese Poetry. -- Marshall Brickman
  • Before I got married, I never really watched TV. Now, my husband and I watch 'The Bachelor' together. I love 'The Soup' - that's where I get a lot of my pop culture - and 'Chelsea Lately.' -- Dylan Lauren
  • Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor's degree. Normally a Bachelor's is sort of like being stamped 'Prime US Beef.' They just walk you through, hand out the diplomas and you fill in your name later on. -- David Eddings
  • I don't know that I came across as being real competitive on 'The Bachelor,' although maybe I did a little bit on 'Dancing with the Stars.' I am a born competitor. The bigger the challenge the better! -- Jake Pavelka
  • I started in a business background, but then it was like, 'you know, I can't do math,' so I changed it to a liberal arts degree and got my Bachelor of Arts in Communications and it made sense. -- Jeff Dunham
  • I didn't get a Bachelor's degree - I got a Bachelor's of Fine Arts, which means I didn't have to take humanities, math, and stuff like that. I think I had to take Art History, which I failed a few times. -- Stephen Furst
  • Throughout any given season of 'The Bachelor,' the women exclaim that the experience is like a fairy tale. They suffer the machinations of reality television, pursuing - along with several other women, often inebriated - the promise of happily ever after. -- Roxane Gay
  • I don't trust novels with points, do you? If a novel is only about a point, the writer should just say it in as few words as possible so we can take it in and go back to watching 'The Bachelor' on television. -- William Lashner
  • It was inspiring to learn of the new Bachelor of Environmental Studies Program, and I congratulate you for it. Singapore is geographically in the right central position for an influence in Asia and Australia, and NUS has the reputation and academic strength to make it effective. -- E. O. Wilson
  • I just - I like the saccharin and the gooeyness of 'Bachelor,' and how just gross and like falsely romantic it is. Whereas, like, the 'Real Housewives' is just raw, and it's just - it's the fights that get me. It's just very uncomfortable for me. -- Ken Marino
  • What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I thought that having a son would make me grow up when it came to my TV viewing habits, but I love The Bachelor even more after having a child. -- Jason Biggs
  • The time between Bachelor's degree and a PhD, the median time is over 11 years. So then you're still only on a tenure ladder, you're not tenured. So it generally takes 6 to 8 years after that to get tenure. So that's a very long period of what's essentially apprenticeship, of insecurity. -- Louis Menand
  • A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwyn
  • Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. -- Helen Rowland
  • A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. -- Phyllis Diller
  • A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. -- Ed Wynn
  • I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. -- Johnny Knoxville
  • Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. -- Lady Bird Johnson
  • There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. -- Honore de Balzac
  • I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman. -- Richard Roeper
  • A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. -- Francis Bacon
  • A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. -- Sholom Aleichem
  • Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. -- Helen Rowland
  • I didn't know how it was to be a bachelor. I never felt like one. I think it's a mental state. -- Riteish Deshmukh
  • The notion of the single man began in the 1950's. The idea of the bachelor as a separate life was new and obscure. -- Hugh Hefner
  • Earned a bachelor's at 27, then an M.F.A. that is still completely unused and in mint condition, never taken out of the box. -- Daniel Woodrell
  • Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. -- Rutherford B. Hayes
  • I've never been a manipulator, even in my bachelor days. I never wanted to do things to people that could catch up with me later on. -- Matthew McConaughey
  • I'm a bachelor in the old sense of the word, meaning I flirt, I have very many close relationships, but then I come home and like to read my book. -- William Ivey Long
  • I will only think of settling down after Salman Khan, the other most eligible bachelor, plans to settle down. We are eligible bachelors, but he's the rock star, so let him get married first; then I'll think about myself. -- Yuvraj Singh
  • I am an unmarried man, as opposed to a single man. A bachelor, according to the dictionary, is a man who has never been married. An unmarried man is not married at the moment. Many of these terms have fallen into disuse. -- Raymond Burr
  • We know that to compete for the jobs of the 21st century and thrive in a global economy, we need a growing, skilled and educated workforce, particularly in the areas of science, technology, engineering and math. Americans with bachelor's degrees have half the unemployment rate of those with a high school degree. -- Mark Pocan
  • I was just on the edge of getting married, and I was frenzied at the prospect of this great step in my life after having been a bachelor for so long. And I really wanted to take my mind off of the agony, and so I decided to sit down and write a book. -- Ian Fleming
  • I was the first in my family to go to college, and I waitressed all the way through, using my earnings to pay for a bachelor's degree first and then a master's. I resented classmates who didn't have to work real jobs, the ones who had the luxury of taking unpaid internships that would eventually position them for high-paying careers. -- Ali Liebegott
  • A bachelor is only half a man -- Louisa Lawson
  • I declare that I am a bachelor. -- Julian Eltinge
  • A bachelor's bed is the most pleasant. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
  • I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz. -- Jon Secada
  • A bachelor, in my opinion, is only half alive. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
  • Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
  • Every man is a bachelor out of his wife's sight! -- Margaret Way
  • I don't think I'm destined to be the eternal bachelor. -- Jesse Metcalfe
  • I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948. -- Daniel J. Evans
  • One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war. -- Orson Scott Card
  • A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar. -- L. S. Lowry
  • A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson
  • A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor. -- Lady Bird Johnson
  • I want to be the most eligible bachelor in New York City. -- Andrej Pejic
  • Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science. -- Wanda Sykes
  • No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn't that kind. -- Gaelen Foley
  • A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once -- Phyllis Diller
  • I don't recommend being a bachelor, but it helps if you want to write. -- Nelson Algren
  • Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne. -- Oscar Wilde
  • I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party -- Bruce Willis
  • It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you. -- Pete Townshend
  • We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • I'd like to meet a nice girl and leave all those 'hottest bachelor' lists behind. -- Jesse Metcalfe
  • Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor. -- Patrick Rothfuss
  • a college education I would never propose - a bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clothes -- Cole Porter
  • If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife -- Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? -- Stephenie Meyer
  • A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance. -- Earl Wilson
  • A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. -- George Bernard Shaw
  • A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. -- Helen Rowland
  • A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. -- Helen Rowland
  • When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. -- William Shakespeare
  • The average kindergartner has seen more than 5,000 hours of TV-more time than it takes to earn a bachelor's degree. -- Shook
  • A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse -- Helen Rowland
  • A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. -- Helen Rowland
  • To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar -- Bangambiki Habyarimana
  • If grade inflation continues, a college bachelor's degree will have just as much credibility as a high school diploma. -- Walter E. Williams
  • ... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor. -- Peter De Vries
  • The trouble with marriage is that, while every woman is at heart a mother, every man is at heart a bachelor. -- E. V. Lucas
  • There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor. -- Washington Irving
  • About two-thirds of bachelor's degree holders borrow to go to school, and on average they're graduating with more than $26,000 in debt. -- Arne Duncan
  • Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away. -- Jean Harris
  • A bachelor's children are always young: they're immortal children - always lisping, waddling, helpless, and with a chance of turning out good. -- George Eliot
  • A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war. -- Orson Scott Card
  • A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war." -- Orson Scott Card
  • As of the mid-90s, over 50 percent of women have a bachelor's and master's degree, compared to about 35 percent and 30 percent, respectively, in 1920. -- Peter Diamandis
  • He took her up in his arms in the way of a bachelor who has had amateur experience of the carrying of nieces. -- William Pett Ridge
  • Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. -- Helen Rowland
  • It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. -- H. L. Mencken
  • During a long and varied career as a bachelor, I have noticed that marriage is the death of politeness between a man and a woman. -- Arnold Bennett
  • I happen to hold a bachelor of science degree in geology... And my greatest contribution to the field of science is that I never entered it. -- Colin Powell
  • It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan. -- Craig Ferguson
  • As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor. -- William Shakespeare
  • A bachelor May thrive by observation on a little, A single life's no burthen: but to draw In yokes is chargeable, and will require A double maintenance. -- John Ford
  • Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much. -- Aristotle
  • It is a category mistake to ask, 'Who made the Unmade?' or 'Who created the Uncreated?' One may as well ask, 'Where is the bachelor's wife?' -- Norman Geisler
  • He smells of secondhand cigar smoke and a brew of perfumes from his bachelor party, but it would be enticing foreplay to shower him fresh before sullying him anew. -- Valentine Glass
  • James Bond in his Sean Connery days ... was the first well-known bachelor on the American scene who was not a drifter or a degenerate and did not eat out of cans. -- Barbara Ehrenreich
  • What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means to draw it out again, I suppose. -- George Eliot
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