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[Footnote:] The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself. -- Will Cuppy
Our descent, then, is the origin of our evil passions!! The devil under form of Baboon is our grandfather. -- Charles Darwin
In the Baboon community, it is not how strong you are that is important, but who you know that counts -- David Attenborough
I'm reading Hans Kummer's "In Quest of the Sacred Baboon." It's wonderful. It's a scientist's journal about baboons, but it relates to the search for human origin. -- Stephen Greenblatt
the fallen of the baboon into the river is the risen of the joy of the crocodile. Though the crocodile becomes happy, it conceals its joy until it deploys all its necessary deft and strength to take captive of the Baboon -- Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
You are one freaking awesome baboon. -- Rick Riordan
I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick. -- J. K. Rowling
The baboon is driving," I noted. "Should I be worried? -- Rick Riordan
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. -- Will Cuppy
Our baboon was going completely sky goddess - which is to say, nuts. -- Rick Riordan
Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine. -- Rick Riordan
The hamadryas baboon is a harem holder where one male mates with multiple females. -- Frans de Waal
What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back? -- Abraham Lincoln
Medicine is magical and magical is art, the boy in the bubble, and the baby with the baboon heart. -- Paul Simon
Professor Flitwick had dried himself off and set Seamus lines ("I am a wizard not a baboon brandishing a stick") -- J. K. Rowling
Agh-uhh!" the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn't completely cover his multicolored rear. -- Rick Riordan
I had never planned to become a savanna baboon when I grew up; instead, I had always assumed I would become a mountain gorilla. -- Robert M. Sapolsky
I had never planned to become a savanna baboon when I grew up; instead, I had always assumed I would become a mountain gorilla." -- Robert M. Sapolsky
If you care about your longevity and health, be a socially affiliated baboon who is better than high-ranking ones at walking away from provocations. -- Robert M. Sapolsky
The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon. -- Dov Davidoff
There once was a brainy baboon, Who always breathed down a bassoon, For he said, It appears That in billions of years I shall certainly hit on a tune. -- Arthur Eddington
Right," I said. "So the baboon, the crocodile"¦any other pets I should know about?" Amos thought for a moment. "Visible ones? No, I think that's it. -- Rick Riordan
If you can write each day, do it, and meet a quota. Minimum 350 words a day. A baboon can do 350 words a day. Don't be shown up by a baboon -- James Scott Bell
We were alone in a strange mansion with a baboon, a crocodile, and a weird cat. And apparently, the entire world was in danger. I looked at Sadie. "What do we do now? -- Rick Riordan
Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs. -- Rick Riordan
You bit me? (Stryker) We use what we have. (Zephyra) That's such a girl move. (Stryker) But it works. Maybe if you fought like a girl and not a stunted baboon, you'd actually win. (Zephyra) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon

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