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  • Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. -- Charles Osgood
  • Babies change things, open doors you thought were shut, close others. Make you into something you never been. -- Dorothy Allison
  • Babies aren't really born of their parents. They are born of every kind word, loving gesture, hope, and dream their parents ever had. -- Julia Roberts
  • Babies aren't dishwasher-safe. -- Daniel Tosh
  • Babies got it going on! -- Margaret Cho
  • Babies laughing is like opium. -- Neil Patrick Harris
  • Babies are saved when Christians show up. -- Dennis Green
  • Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite. -- Alexander Woollcott
  • Men, Babies, it doesn't matter...we're soulmates -- Candace Bushnell
  • Babies are a great way to start people. -- Don Herold
  • Babies! What a wonderful way to start people! -- Mary Engelbreit
  • Babies cannot eat meat but some adults like milk. -- J. Vernon McGee
  • Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede. -- Erma Bombeck
  • Babies have much higher levels of stress in childcare. -- Mem Fox
  • Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know. -- Nick Swardson
  • Babies are such a nice way to start people. -- Don Herold
  • Babies, we are told, are the latest news from heaven. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment. -- Mason Cooley
  • Baby Steps are for Babies, Not Brands. Be Amazing or Be Surpassed. -- Lee Clow
  • Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that. -- Brian Spellman
  • Babies are not brought by storks and poets are not produced by workshops. -- James Fenton
  • Babies act out when they're hungry, cold, tired. They do this for survival. -- Marilu Henner
  • Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy. -- Chris Rock
  • I call my children "My Hundred Thousand Dollar Babies Before They Were Even Born"! -- Cindy Margolis
  • If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth. -- Jaden Smith
  • Babies were dangerous . . . they made you fall in love before you knew what was happening. -- Lisa Kleypas
  • Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies canĀ“t take things off the shelf... -- Alice Cooper
  • Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off. -- Steven Wright
  • Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles. -- Samuel Johnson
  • I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon. -- Rick Reilly
  • Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief. -- Stevie Wonder
  • Babies are endlessly fascinating to look at and I'm obsessed about their complete and utter lack of guile. -- Minnie Driver
  • Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. -- Doug Stanhope
  • Babies are smart. They can tell the difference between a responsive face and a blank face, wiped clean of emotion. -- Madeleine M. Kunin
  • Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them. -- Margaret Mitchell
  • Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. -- Jim Gaffigan
  • Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. -- Billy Connolly
  • Babies did not attract me, and I was altogether without the maternal sense so highly developed in small and adolescent girls. -- Rita Levi-Montalcini
  • Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of. -- Amy Heckerling
  • Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing. -- Alison Gopnik
  • Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing, -- Alison Gopnik
  • Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. -- Samuel Hoffenstein
  • Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home. -- Dave Barry
  • Babies just change everything. You have to become super selfless and super tired and super amenable to change. They just change all the time. -- Neil Patrick Harris
  • Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know. -- Kathryn Stockett
  • Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right? -- Jim Gaffigan
  • eBay started with a core focus on the collector. At the time of its S-1, six or seven percent of its total sales were Beanie Babies. -- Jeff Jordan
  • Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through. -- Jim Gaffigan
  • Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case. -- William Shatner
  • Babies and language are the essential ingredients of civilization, and speakers of language no more know where it came from than babies know where they come from. -- Charlton Laird
  • I really have to wonder who or what made Daddy become this way. Babies aren't born cruel or filled with sick desire. Evil is not intrinsic. It's fashioned. -- Ellen Hopkins
  • Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact the family brings up baby by being brought up by him. -- Erik Erikson
  • You don't have to get it perfect, you just have to get it going. Babies don't walk the first time they try, but eventually they get it right -- Jack Canfield
  • Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact ... the family brings up baby by being brought up by him. -- Erik Erikson
  • There's so many things going on in the world, Babies dying. Mothers crying. How much oil is one human life worth. And what ever happened to peace on earth. -- Willie Nelson
  • Babies have millions of brain cells. They are like light bulbs waiting to be turned on. Don't wait for them to go to school and hope for the best. -- Tony Buzan
  • Babies are born with neither good nor bad character. Normal people - as they grow, learn and are trained - develop better or worse dispositions and habits of conduct. -- Edwin J Delattre
  • I would sing to my Beanie Babies, and I sort of created this alternate universe where I was famous, and there were thousands of people that I was singing to. -- Mary Lambert
  • I write all the time, and I write a lot of songs, but before I started putting out records those songs always just ended up on stuff that I did with The Babies. -- Kevin Morby
  • Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. -- Jim Gaffigan
  • We had our own baby boom. -- Patricia Sullivan
  • It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. -- Deepak Chopra
  • People who make babies surrender their right to behave like them. -- Carolyn Hax
  • Let's save all the children, save the babies, save the babies. -- Marvin Gaye
  • Boys like romantic tales; but babies like realistic tales-because they find them romantic. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
  • Sometimes, moms have to be creative to get their babies to eat healthy. -- Kym Whitley
  • Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? -- Jeff Foxworthy
  • The way we care for our babies is how they experience our love. -- Magda Gerber
  • Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful. -- Queen Victoria
  • Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once. -- Norman Vincent Peale
  • We are apt to forget that children watch examples better than they listen to preaching -- Roy L. Smith
  • The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds. -- Jennifer Aniston
  • The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. -- Theodore Hesburgh
  • When I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why? -- Jodi Picoult
  • It makes me unhappy when brothers make babies and leave a young mother to be a pappy. -- Tupac Shakur
  • Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls. -- Alice Cooper
  • I was proud of the youths who opposed the war in Vietnam because they were my babies. -- Benjamin Spock
  • We cannot sleep peacefully while babies are dying of hunger and the elderly are without medical assistance -- Pope Francis
  • I think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies. -- Jesse Eisenberg
  • I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president. -- Margaret Cho
  • Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
  • My father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s. -- John Major
  • I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. -- Steven Wright
  • That's the miracle of babies, their ability to lay bare the tender, beating hearts of raging assholes. -- Heather Armstrong
  • The first TV babies are now writing with a TV mind that has no attention span at all. -- Gore Vidal
  • There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months. -- Gisele Bundchen
  • What do babies dream of? She must be dreaming of the before-life, just as I dream of the afterlife. -- Jonathan Safran Foer
  • I care much more about saving the lives of mothers and babies than I do about a fancy museum somewhere. -- Melinda Gates
  • Some things I never learned to like. I didn't like to kiss babies, though I didn't mind kissing their mothers. -- Pierre Trudeau
  • As an O.B. doctor of thirty years, and having delivered 4,000 babies, I can assure you life begins at conception. -- Ron Paul
  • My own field, the prevention of genetic disorders in babies, has been possible only because of humane work on animals. -- Robert Winston
  • I love all the Pixar movies, and I like 'Happy Feet Two.' 'Cause it has a lot of babies. -- Quvenzhane Wallis
  • Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. -- Andy Warhol
  • Children and babies should be held in the most sacred regard. We feel that they're the most natural and true magicians. -- Zeena Schreck
  • Someone needs to give the Pope thirteen babies. Just for a week or so. See how he likes no birth control then. -- Laura Moriarty
  • On a slightly unconnected note, I am sorry to report that babies, as a collective species, are largely oblivious to my charms." -- Amruta Patil
  • A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war." -- Orson Scott Card
  • One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath. -- Lizz Winstead
  • People express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my babies. It is the case that makes me the proudest. -- Alfred Kahn
  • You got me thinking bout us having us some babies Everything about love got me like Baby come home and put it on me tonight. -- Jamie Foxx
  • Sometimes I daydream about having a farm and a wife and some babies and watching the grass grow, but you have to meet the right person for that. -- Conor Oberst
  • Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. -- David Letterman
  • We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream. -- Dr. Bernard Nathanson
  • Amnesty is the magnet. Other magnets that you mentioned are anchor babies who get benefits in this country and employer deductions for employees, even if they are here illegally, which Mr. King is addressing. -- Virgil Goode
  • Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely create an ecological crisis that will only lead to anguish and despair. -- Jason Alexander
  • There is a lot of healing going on. Really! More people are vegetarians, more are in the green movement, more of us are tearing down the old paradigms and embracing same-sex marriage, single motherhood, men raising babies. -- Iyanla Vanzant
  • A miracle is really the only way to describe motherhood and giving birth. It's unbelievable how God has made us women and babies to endure and be able to do so much. A miracle, indeed. Such an incredible blessing. -- Jennie Finch
  • Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' -- Steven Wright
  • I think about my dwindling anonymity, and that's really scary because a very large part of me would be perfectly happy living on a ranch in Colorado and having babies and chickens and horses - which I will do anyway. -- Dakota Johnson
  • Licences to have babies incidentally is something that I got in trouble for some years ago for suggesting even in Canada that this might be necessary at some point, at least some restriction on the right to have a child. -- Maurice Strong
  • I was born on January 8, 1942, exactly three hundred years after the death of Galileo. I estimate, however, that about two hundred thousand other babies were also born that day. I don't know whether any of them was later interested in astronomy. -- Stephen Hawking
  • When I last looked, there weren't queues of eager guys under 40 hanging outside single ladies' doors begging them to give up work and have their babies. It takes two to tango and the same number, without medical help, to make a child. -- Mariella Frostrup
  • When you grow up your mother says, Wear rubbers or you'll catch cold. When you become an adult you discover that you have the right not to wear rubbers and to see if you catch cold or not. It's something like that -- Matt Groening
  • I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love. I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great. All my friends have little brothers or sisters. -- Jamie Lynn Spears
  • There are young people having babies every day that cannot possibly take care of them, and, as people who believe that every life is beautiful, we need to make them aware of another choice - to give that beautiful life up for adoption. -- John Schneider
  • I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology? -- Bob Newhart
  • The current practice of extending U.S. citizenship to hundreds of thousands of 'anchor babies' must end because it creates a magnet for illegal immigration into our country. Now is the time to ensure that the laws in this country do not encourage law-breaking. -- Steve King
  • All I say about severely disabled babies is that when a life is so miserable it is not worth living, then it is permissible to give it a lethal injection. These are decisions that should be taken by parents - never the state - in consultation with their doctors. -- Peter Singer
  • The leading cause of death for girls 15 to 19 worldwide is not accident or violence or disease; it is complications from pregnancy. Girls under 15 are up to five times as likely to die while having children than are women in their 20s, and their babies are more likely to die as well. -- Nancy Gibbs
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