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  • Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves. -- Drew Barrymore
  • Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow if you are willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try something new. -- Brian Tracy
  • Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental. -- Don Adams
  • I was never in an awkward position where I had to curb my manhood. -- Beanie Sigel
  • I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend. -- Shelley Duvall
  • I like parties, but I'm shy, and I often find myself standing around, feeling awkward. -- Michael Bergin
  • Order is never observed; it is disorder that attracts attention because it is awkward and intrusive. -- Eliphas Levi
  • Respectfully, 'Awkward Black Girl' was never meant to be politically correct. We poke fun at ignorance. -- Issa Rae
  • Everyone has a childhood, everyone had awkward years and weird stages. Mine were broadcast for eight years. -- Tina Yothers
  • Awkward, odd, and difficult situations will always present themselves. You just have to stay cool and work through them. -- Erik Apple
  • Foxy girls know that silence may be golden-but only for four seconds. Anything longer and you're heading for Awkward Avenue. -- Meg Cabot
  • Awkward Black Girl' is spreading to all the right people because of word of mouth and social networks. I'm so grateful. -- Issa Rae
  • The romance stuff is easy. A sex scene... that's hard, because you don't know what to do. Those scenes are awkward. -- John Turturro
  • I must say, I don't feel very qualified to be a pop star. I feel very awkward at times in the role. -- Edward de Bono
  • When you go to take someone's picture, the first thing they say is, what you want me to do? Everyone is very awkward. -- Annie Leibovitz
  • Hype is the awkward and desperate attempt to convince journalists that what you've made is worth the misery of having to review it. -- Federico Fellini
  • The surest way to become Tense, Awkward, and Confused is to develop a mind that tries too hard - one that thinks too much. -- Benjamin Hoff
  • Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker. -- Denise Richards
  • Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing. -- Jason Schwartzman
  • Awkward silences rule the world. People are so terrified of awkward silences that they will literally go to war rather than face an awkward silence. -- Stefan Molyneux
  • Maybe I should ask Awkward if it wanted to go to the masquerade with me since lately we seemed to be spending so much time together. -- Sariah Wilson
  • I never felt comfortable with myself, because I was never part of the majority. I always felt awkward and shy and on the outside of the momentum of my friends' lives. -- Steven Spielberg
  • I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar. -- Daniel Radcliffe
  • I wanted to do a movie about being really good at something, yet being socially awkward and not as advanced in your personal life as you are in your creative life. -- Alicia Witt
  • Awkward.That's exactly how it was when we walked over to our sister and stood on each side of her, looking at her and feeling things and not knowing what to do. -- Markus Zusak
  • I avoid clients for whom advertising is only a marginal factor in their marketing mix. They have an awkward tendency to raid their advertising appropriations whenever they need cash for other purposes. -- David Ogilvy
  • Every therapeutic cure, and still more, any awkward attempt to show the patient the truth, tears him from the cradle of his freedom from responsibility and must therefore reckon with the most vehement resistance. -- Alfred Adler
  • Literature is my Utopia. Here I am not disenfranchised. No barrier of the senses shuts me out from the sweet, gracious discourses of my book friends. They talk to me without embarrassment or awkwardness. -- Helen Keller
  • I'm sort of a reverse Method actor. In my personal life, I become my characters. After 'One Tree Hill', I started dressing in Converse and ripped jeans and hoodies. On 'Awkward', it manifests in how I speak. -- Ashley Rickards
  • Scientists are rarely to be counted among the fun people. Awkward at parties, shy with strangers, deficient in irony - they have had no choice but to turn their attention to the close study of everyday objects. -- Fran Lebowitz
  • Just as I lay back, she sat up. I sat up, and she flopped back down. Awkward. That was my every move when it came to her. Now we were both lying down, staring up at the blue sky. -- Kami Garcia
  • I would love 'Awkward Black Girl' to be on television, with the right team of people who understand and get it. If 'Awkward Black Girl' could make it to HBO starring a dark-skinned black girl, that would be revolutionary. -- Issa Rae
  • It's awkward: Here you are with most of your clothes off in bed with this person who you've really just met. You're strangers to each other's bodies and you're coming together for the first time in front of all these people. -- Sheryl Lee
  • What is a fine person or a beauteous face, Unless deportment give them decent grace; Blessed with all other requisites to please, To want the striking elegance of ease; Awkward, embarrassed, stiff, without the skill Of moving gracefully, or standing still. -- Winston Churchill
  • With 'That Awkward Moment', you could argue I'm just playing the girlfriend of Zac Efron, but the director was such a creative force and let me make her my own. I loved being part of something that felt so relevant and fresh. -- Imogen Poots
  • Awkward gestures, clumsy gestures, fist pumps. I just do whatever I feel like is right in the moment. If I need to be hyped, I'm hyped. If I need to talk to myself, I talk to myself. Whatever it takes to win, I'm going to do it. -- Victoria Azarenka
  • I never felt comfortable in real life very well. It's always been an awkward kind of thing for me and so when I hit the stage I just sensed freedom. I sensed here's a place that I can have all the experiences of life and not feel uncomfortable about it. -- Nick Nolte
  • I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human. -- Rainn Wilson
  • Understand yourself first to understand others. -- Aniekee Tochukwu
  • She had the most beautiful awkwardness -- Brandon Stanton
  • Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. -- Maureen Johnson
  • It's only awkward if you let it be. -- Silvia Donahue
  • I went through awkward, chubby, total weirdo phases. -- Kesha
  • I find standing and posing for photos very awkward. -- Nicole Kidman
  • I went through an awkward adolescence and had braces. -- Christina Ricci
  • I'm certainly honest - and I can be socially awkward. -- Norman Reedus
  • Sometimes the silence is the loudest thing in the room. -- Cory Basil
  • Creative people are often found either disagreeable or intimidating by mediocrities. -- Criss Jami
  • It's interesting, isn't it? . . . the chandelier . . . it reminds me of mushroom soup. -- Tennessee Williams
  • ...within the souls of the awkward and the overlooked often burns something radiant. -- Jo Ann Beard
  • I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward. -- Louis C. K.
  • My life is not so much a life, as a series of awkwardnesses. -- Scott T. Evans
  • The last shall not become the first if the last is lagging behind. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
  • This might make for an awkward situation. I have a talent for awkward situations. -- Peter Davis
  • I know my life is full of awkward pauses, and I think it's hilarious. -- Josh Hutcherson
  • The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. -- David C. Holley
  • I feel like I'm nothing without wildlife. They are the stars. I feel awkward without them. -- Bindi Irwin
  • My tendency to make awkward situations even more ininappropriate and uncomfortable was such a charming characteristic. -- Olivia Harvard
  • I once winked at a Cyclops, and then immediately felt awkward as she kept blinking at me. -- Jarod Kintz
  • No, for God's sake, I'm not bloody suicidal. And I'm not proposing, either. Forget I said anything. -- Michael Grant
  • I've always been a geek and slightly awkward... slightly umm... I was never the cool kid at school. -- David Tennant
  • No one else needed to do this. No one else needed lessons on how to be a person. -- Anne Ursu
  • I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore. -- Nenia Campbell
  • Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I'm gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake! -- Robyn Schneider
  • I just stick my tongue out because I hate smiling in pictures. It's so awkward. It looks so cheesy. -- Miley Cyrus
  • Give me everything you have," I told [Preston]."Really, Cammie. I never knew you thought of me that way. -- Ally Carter
  • She's been used to hiding her feelings for so long, no wonder her manner can be a little awkward. -- Sophie Kinsella
  • It was an awkward moment. We were burning down our host's house, a situation which any guest seeks to avoid. -- Tahir Shah
  • If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism. -- Chelsea Handler
  • I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time. -- Jarod Kintz
  • That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs. -- Kasey Collin P. Dumdum
  • It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying isolated things like, "Well, isn't this nice. -- Terry Pratchett
  • Standing in the line at the food court, I try to be myself. But I forget how I usually stand when I'm myself. -- Susane Colasanti
  • I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja," I said"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. -- John Green
  • Saying just the right thing after a considerable, awkward pause is far less effective than saying the wrong thing with perfect timing. I'm telling you. -- Augusten Burroughs
  • If you're frightened of the countless number of books in the library, you'll never write anything, until you close your eyes and hold the pen. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
  • I hated puberty. It had been that horrible stage from child hood, to pre teen, and my stage from ugly, to ugly with menstrual cramps. -- Melissa Grijalva
  • If you think people in your life are normal, then you undoubtedly have not spent any time getting to know the abnormal side of them. -- Shannon L. Alder
  • I like awkward moments. They are full of tension and suspense. Anything's possible or, at the very least, they are the source of some electric sizzle. -- Donna Lynn Hope
  • Here's the thing. Math and I broke up two years ago, and now whenever we get together it's just weird and awkward for both of us. -- Sariah Wilson
  • I never wish to offend, but I am so foolishly shy, that I often seem negligent, when I am only kept back by my natural awkwardness. -- Jane Austen
  • Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off. -- David C. Holley
  • I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. -- Psy
  • Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime. -- Jarod Kintz
  • Don't you ever have conversations where someone took a wrong turn at some point, and then it goes on and on and it becomes too late to put things right? -- Nick Hornby
  • I wasn't always this confident. Growing up as the awkward gay kid in a small town in Pennsylvania, you're constantly told, 'Don't be yourself, don't be proud of who you are.' -- Carson Kressley
  • He pivoted on one buttock and broke wind. Dukhi leaned back to allow it free passage, wondering what penalty might adhere to the offence of interfering with the waft of brahminical flatus. -- Rohinton Mistry
  • He described the experience as being 'a little bit less fun, perhaps, than chain-smoking for ninety minutes while handcuffed to a dowager with asthma who used to teach Health and smells incontinent. -- Adam Levin
  • Don't be special." That's what I would say to my younger self if I could pinpoint the moment when I went astray. But there was no one moment. I was always astray -- Leila Sales
  • No matter where you are or where you grow up, you always go through the same awkward moments of being a teenager and growing up and trying to figure out who you are. -- Aimee Teegarden
  • Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to get out of the heat, they pull you back into the kitchen. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
  • Everyone claims to be okay with freedom of religion, but the moment you mention God there is a strange tension that fills the air. If there was a 6th sense, that would be it. -- Criss Jami
  • I'm usually a bit awkward in houses that I haven't been to before, so it's a way to not look weird. If I find something I've read before it automatically makes me more comfortable. -- Adi Alsaid
  • At Pixar, we do a million versions of the movie, and every one of them goes through their awkward teenage phase where it's terrible and doesn't make sense, and we just keep working on it. -- Dan Scanlon
  • Horses are like people - they have different personalities. They can be nice, friendly and hard-working, or awkward, difficult and lazy. If horses were people, some would be on the dole, and others would be entrepreneurs. -- Tony McCoy
  • I won't discuss non-discussable things with her, like the sound of silence or the vertical dimensions of an awkward moment. Those sorts of things are best left unsaid, like the last time I told her I loved her. -- Jarod Kintz
  • When a child reaches puberty, parents become so curious about their sex lives and whereabouts, put them behind bars to their own detriment. When such a child breaks free, don't be surprised to see him/her in porn movies. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
  • They were actually sitting at a table, like two old friends, not like the hunterand the hunted. And it wasn't especially awkward. They were comfortable together,despite the fact that she'd hit him with a bus. Maybe his scheme would work. -- Janet Evanovich
  • We worry about appearing awkward in a presentation. But up to a point, most people seem to feel more comfortable with less-than-perfect speaking abilities. It makes the speaker more human - and more vulnerable, meaning he is less likely to attack our decisions or beliefs. -- John P. Kotter
  • It's something we, guys, have all done. Made tapes for girls, trying to impress them, to meet them on a shared plane of aesthetics. Read them someone else's poetry because they do poetry better than you could do it, because you're too awkward to do it. -- John Cusack
  • In junior high P.E., I was way too shy to take a shower in front of the other kids. It was a horribly awkward time - body hair, odors... So I'd go from my sweaty shirt back into my regular clothes and have to continue the day. -- Will Ferrell
  • I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film. -- Melissa Rosenberg
  • Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people."She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?""Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um... -- Rick Riordan
  • I was complexed and awkward that I was good for nothing and was always lying. I would lie to my school friends that I was a stud in my colony and to my colony friends that I was a stud in the school cricket and football teams, though I was in no team. -- Imtiaz Ali
  • Partly James was jealous because he was a virgin, but mostly it just felt really weird being in a room with two people who'd spent the night having sex. It reminded him of the feeling you get when you pull a hair off your tongue and realise it's not one of your own. -- Robert Muchamore
  • I was just about to open the door, when it opened up right in front of me. And there stood my parents. Is there a word for that moment when two parties are so equally shocked to see each other given the circumstances that all they can do is stare at each other, openmouthed? -- August Westman
  • When I grew older and awkward, when my parents divorced and life had gone all to hell, Demetrie stood me at the wardrobe mirror and told me over and over, 'You are beautiful. You are smart. You are important.' It was an incredible gift to give a child who thinks nothing of herself. -- Kathryn Stockett
  • I'm very shy and awkward. I think the best thing is to embrace it. It's about accepting who you are and what you want to become and knowing all that you've got to work with, whether it's good or bad. My music was the only place I could be me for the longest time. -- Hunter Hayes
  • The creation of George Smiley, the retired spy recalled to hunt for just such a high-ranking mole in 'Tinker, Tailor,' was extremely personal. I borrowed elements of people I admired and invested them in this mythical character. I'm such a fluent, specious person now, but I was an extremely awkward fellow in those days. -- John le Carre
  • I like to play the grey areas in life - that's the most uncomfortable place to be. Nobody likes to be in that in-between state where there don't know what's going to happen. There's a lot of tension in that, and a lot of stuff to play with - where it's uncomfortable and awkward and sad and scary. -- Melanie Lynskey
  • The best thing a man can do on a first date is be a friend. I think that's the biggest mistake men make on the first date. Just get to know me. Be my friend. Just kick it with me as if I was hanging with a homeboy. It shouldn't be this awkward situation. It should be that we're there, having a great time. -- Adrienne Bailon
  • I'm awkward around girls. -- Jamie Bell
  • Kids have awkward moments. -- Kenan Thompson
  • I was an awkward kid. -- Louis C. K.
  • I always made an awkward bow. -- John Keats
  • Weave sex is a little awkward. -- Nia Long
  • I'm very shy, I feel very awkward. -- Jessica Chastain
  • I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • I'm definitely on the spectrum of socially awkward. -- Mayim Bialik
  • Everybody loves you because you are brilliantly awkward. -- Steven Tyler
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