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Account no man happy till he dies. -- Euripides
Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything. -- George Ade
How to make money from Facebook and Twitter: (1) Go to 'Account Settings' (2) Click 'Deactivate your account' (3) Go back to work! -- Papa CJ
One way to make health care more affordable is a Flexible Savings Account that allows families to save tax free money to pay for medical bills. -- Marco Rubio
Going home must be like going to render an account. -- Joseph Conrad
Genius is rarely able to give any account of its own processes. -- George Henry Lewes
Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes. -- Jawaharlal Nehru
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every idle silence. -- Benjamin Franklin
Good health is not something we can buy. However, it can be an extremely valuable savings account. -- Anne Wilson Schaef
In order to more fully understand this reality, we must take into account other dimensions of a broader reality. -- John Archibald Wheeler
One press account said I was an overnight success. I thought that was the longest night I've ever spent. -- Sandra Cisneros
Because the heart beats under a covering of hair, of fur, feathers, or wings, it is, for that reason, to be of no account? -- Jean Paul
Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account. -- Euripides
There is a great deal of unmapped country within us which would have to be taken into account in an explanation of our gusts and storms. -- George Eliot
Something as curious as the monarchy won't survive unless you take account of people's attitudes. After all, if people don't want it, they won't have it. -- Prince Charles
National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account. -- Al Franken
I should have forfeited my own self-respect, and perhaps the good opinion of my countrymen, if I had failed to resent such an injury by calling the offender in question to a personal account. -- Preston Brooks
Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely create an ecological crisis that will only lead to anguish and despair. -- Jason Alexander
I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing. -- Carlos Santana
When Hegel later became a man of influence' he insisted that the Jews should be granted equal rights because civic rights belong to man because he is a man and not on account of his ethnic origins or his religion. -- Walter Kaufmann
It is change, continuing change, inevitable change, that is the dominant factor in society today. No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be. -- Isaac Asimov
A high-speed connection is no more an essential civil right than 3G cell phone service or a Netflix account. Increasing competition and restoring academic excellence in abysmal public schools is far more of an imperative to minority children than handing them iPads. -- Michelle Malkin
Every person I killed I strongly believe that they were bad. When I do go face God there is going to be lots of things I will have to account for but killing any of those people is not one of them. -- Chris Kyle
It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. -- Douglas Adams
It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all, with no God, there's no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if you can get away with it. -- Ben Stein
Money doesn't mean anything to me. I've made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy life and not stress myself building my bank account. I give lots away and live simply, mostly out of a suitcase in hotels. We all know that good health is much more important. -- Keanu Reeves
Not all single women want to be married. Not all boys like football. Not all homemakers like to cook. Not all messy people are lazy. And not all the obese are gluttons. There are glands and diabetes and a dozen conditions you never heard of that may account for things. Put your sermon through the counter-stereotype sieve. -- John Piper
I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive - I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see 'Oh, I love you! I love the show!' and it's great. I'm trying to find the balance between trying to be funny, being honest and just being a promoter as the guy on 'Royal Pains.' -- Mark Feuerstein
Religion is as necessary to reason as reason is to religion. The one cannot exist without the other. A reasoning being would lose his reason, in attempting to account for the great phenomena of nature, had he not a Supreme Being to refer to; and well has it been said, that if there had been no God, mankind would have been obliged to imagine one. -- George Washington
I don't have a Twitter account. -- Anna Chlumsky
Truth takes no account of centuries. -- William Wordsworth
Inspiration is an empty bank account. -- Mickey Spillane
Please don't stand up on my account. -- Bob Hope
I always take the audience into account. -- Alfred Hitchcock
Ability is of little account without opportunity. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
Truth isn't in accounts but in account-books. -- Josephine Tey
Ability is of little account without opportunity. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
No agency is better than its account executives. -- Morris Hite
No non-poetic account of reality can be complete. -- John Myhill
Protocol is etiquette with a government expense account. -- Judith Martin
No agency is better than its account executives. -- Morris Hite
I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account. -- Dev Patel
I'm letting no man handle my bank account. -- Hattie McDaniel
An unexamined life is a life of no account. -- Socrates
It is wise to turn circumstances to good account. -- Aesop
My account is paid up. Your records are wrong. -- Jon Jones
No wonder the creationists don't believe the darwinian account. -- Mark Pagel
Whatever you can lose, you should reckon of no account. -- Publilius Syrus
History - an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant -- John Barth
The smarter the person, the more boring the instagram account. -- Lorde
Take account of yourselves before you are brought to account. -- Umar
Who must account for himselfe and others, must know both. -- George Herbert
Apologies only account for that which they do not alter. -- Benjamin Disraeli
By its very nature, history is always a one-sided account. -- Dan Brown
Art need no longer be an account of past sensations. -- Angela Carter
Let your name be worth more than your bank account -- Ray Lewis
Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season. -- Ambrose Bierce
By God ye shall be called to account for your doings! -- Elijah Muhammad
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools. -- Gene Brown
Only the schools' inefficiency can account for creativity surviving after age 25. -- George Leonard
A successful account enables us to understand human knowledge in general. -- Ernest Sosa
Once I can verify my account, I will have a Twitter. -- Zach Woodlee
That which is not forbidden, is not on that account permitted. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
My imagination is as rich as my bank account is empty. -- Dean Koontz
Take account of your deeds before they are taken account of. -- Umar
Your play account is also designed to strengthen your "receiving" muscle. -- T. Harv Eker
Manufacturers account for nearly 60 percent of all industrial research and development. -- John Engler
God does not keep an itemized account of all your failures. -- Joseph Prince
Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling -- Gordon Korman
There is no such thing as a true account of anything. -- Gore Vidal
Bank account statement just look like I'm ready for early retirement -- Drake
I am on an expense account that would blow your mind. -- Neal Stephenson
Money isn't enough. Happiness takes more than a padded bank account. -- Diana Palmer
The wisest man is he who can account for his actions. -- Umar
Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. -- Dalai Lama
A strategy that doesn't take into account resources is doomed to failure. -- John C. Maxwell
Nature takes no account of even the most reasonable of human excuses. -- Joseph Wood Krutch
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. -- Bethenny Frankel
I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account. -- Kathie Lee Gifford
When the trust account is high, communication is easy, instant, and effective. -- Stephen Covey
Being fashionable does not mean you have to drain your bank account. -- Brad Goreski
Analysis does not take into account the creative products of neurotic desires. -- Anais Nin
Our continents unification is at hand and we must stand to account. -- Romano Prodi
You shall hear a good account of me or of my death. -- Charles Ferguson
A man is whole only when he takes into account his shadow. -- Djuna Barnes
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward. -- Henny Youngman
Look at history. It's not the account of a species at peace. -- Salman Rushdie
Lukewarmness I account a sin, as great in love as in religion. -- Abraham Cowley
When the trust account is high, communication is easy, instant, and effective. -- Stephen Covey
We account the Scriptures of God to be the most sublime philosophy. -- Isaac Newton
My account is paid in full. So, why are you calling me? -- Jon Jones
No man can add one dollar to his bank account by worrying. -- Vash Young
The Bible account of the creation of Eve is a preposterous fable. -- Thomas Huxley
African-American women account for 67 percent of all newly diagnosed female AIDS cases. -- Elijah Cummings
Good Lord! who can account for the fathomless folly of the public? -- Rudyard Kipling
I believe that writing is an account of the powers of extrication. -- John Cheever
But I love honesty, and, therefore; do I make great account of facts. -- Gerrit Smith
Man acquires wealth in proportion as he puts his labor to better account. -- Frederic Bastiat
Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. -- Thomas Carlyle
A vain man finds his account in speaking good or evil of himself. -- Jean de la Bruyere
Any mental activity is easy if it need not take reality into account. -- Marcel Proust
To some extent I've always taken the architecture of the space into account. -- Wade Guyton
Justice must take account of infinite circumstances which a human being cannot understand. -- Clarence Darrow
those who judge must take all aspects of an individual's personality into account. -- Azar Nafisi
I can always remember that experience in Hawaii pleasantly on account of Elvis. -- Minnie Pearl
The trouble with psychology is that it doesn't take human nature into account. -- Ruth Rendell
Only fools, pure theorists, or apprentices fail to take public opinion into account. -- Jacques Necker
If we discount the account of creation, we remove the significance of Christmas. -- Ken Ham
A TV show can't hold people and institutions to account like good journalism can. -- David Simon
In a Union of 15 now, you must take into account the sensibilities of everyone. -- Jacques Santer
Inequalities of Fate very curious. Should like, on this account, to believe in Reincarnation. -- E. M. Delafield
Materialism is the philosophy of the subject who forgets to take account of himself. -- Arthur Schopenhauer
Life is a bank account, there are no withdrawals without first putting something in. -- Ray Torres
An authentic and ingenious account of the ingeniously counterfeit in art and in life. -- D. J. Enright
Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person. -- James Thurber
Each moment spent in prayer is like a coin put into a bank account. -- Doreen Virtue
Self-will seems to be the only virtue that takes no account of man-made laws. -- Bruce Lee
I'm 36, but I still feel like a punk kid with $200 in my savings account. -- Steve Aoki
Im 36, but I still feel like a punk kid with $200 in my savings account. -- Steve Aoki

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