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  • I would never lie to anyone about history. -- Philippa Gregory
  • Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. -- Yogi Berra
  • I think we're lied to about a number of things. -- Marion Cotillard
  • Half the lies our opponents tell about us are untrue. -- Boyle Roche
  • Women lie about their age; men lie about their income. -- William Feather
  • Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you. -- Oliver Herford
  • Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too. -- Terry McAuliffe
  • If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. -- Joel McHale
  • Tennessee Williams knew about the South, but he would clean it up and lie about it. -- Paul Mooney
  • Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die. -- Voltaire
  • I don't like being lied to, so I only lie about the stupid things. White lies, basically. -- Enrique Iglesias
  • Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. -- Ambrose Bierce
  • Scales always lie. They don't make a scale that ever told the truth about value, about worth, about significance. -- Ann Voskamp
  • The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied. -- Jeremiah Wright
  • If a person lies to you about what's in their bank account, they'll lie to you about other things as well. -- Christie Brinkley
  • Hillary Clinton lies about Benghazi, she lied about emails, she is still defending Planned Parenthood, and she is still her party's frontrunner. -- Carly Fiorina
  • Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. -- Tim Allen
  • Well, the truth is that a lot of people lie about their health, they lie about the finances, they lie about things at work, they lie about things. -- Laura Schlessinger
  • If I have any complaints about my youth... one is that many well-meaning adults lied to me. Not spiteful lies with malicious intent but lies designed to prevent emotional and psychological pain - lies told by the people who cared about me most: my parents, teachers, relatives. -- Chris Crutcher
  • Camera lies all the time. It's all it does is lie, because when you choose this moment instead of this moment, when you... the moment you've made a choice, you're lying about something larger. 'Lying' is an ugly word. I don't mean lying. But any artist picks and chooses what they want to paint or write about or say. Photographers are the same. -- Richard Avedon
  • I knew Ginny was lying about that tattoo. -- J. K. Rowling
  • These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying. -- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
  • Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to. -- Jay Leno
  • If you want to be true to life, start lying about it -- John Fowles
  • One should be just as careful about lying as about telling the truth. -- Lionel Strachey
  • The heartbreaking necessity of lying about reality and the heartbreaking impossibilty of lying about it -- Kurt Vonnegut
  • The thing about lying is, it is quite exhausting - you have to remember a lot. -- Rupert Everett
  • You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught. -- Mark Twain
  • There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne. -- Jeffrey Bernard
  • I started singing weddings and bar mitzvahs at 15, lying about my age. It was a great discipline. -- Idina Menzel
  • Maintaining silence about a dirty truth is another way of lying, a common practice in high places. -- Michael Parenti
  • So people think I'm lying about my age all the time? It's the records that are wrong! -- Calista Flockhart
  • What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world. -- Patrick Marber
  • [Ted Cruz] lies about things that he shouldn't be lying about. He lies about things that don't matter. -- Donald Trump
  • Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. -- Will Rogers
  • I'm not good at hiding my feelings. I'm also not good at lying. I'm very open about everything. -- Marc Jacobs
  • WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying. -- Richard Madeley
  • I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. -- April Winchell
  • Acting is all about being truthful. I'm really bad at lying. I'm one of the worst liars I know. -- Dane DeHaan
  • Her suspicion brings me a small sense of gratification. She thinks I'm lying about something. Now we're even.Lake -- Colleen Hoover
  • If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means. -- Penn Jillette
  • Lying about things large and small has become so accepted by so many that they even lie about lying. -- Neale Donald Walsch
  • You don't write about the horrors of war. No. You write about a kid's burnt socks lying in the road. -- Richard Price
  • Not thinking about anything is Zen. Once you know this, walking, sitting, or lying down, everything you do is Zen. -- Bodhidharma
  • It is more from carelessness about truth than from intentionally lying that there is so much falsehood in the world. -- Samuel Johnson
  • The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them. It's for their own good. -- Sophie Kinsella
  • Pitching was about fooling people, manipulating them, making them believe in something that ultimately wasn't there. Great pitching was great lying. -- Linda Ellerbee
  • I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight. -- Bill Maher
  • When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me. -- Steven Patrick Morrissey
  • When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me. -- Steven Patrick Morrissey
  • When I wasn't lying awake thinking and planning and fighting over that furious pennant race, I was dreaming restless dreams about it. -- Smoky Joe Wood
  • You can't accuse the creator of The Boondocks, ... Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11. -- Aaron McGruder
  • My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she is. -- R. Tripp Evans
  • You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news. -- Garrison Keillor
  • I grew up on Loretta Lynn and Dusty Springfield. I remember lying about it; it wasn't cool to listen to country when I was 12. -- Jenny Lewis
  • Acting is no longer about lying. It's now about revealing the truth. People are at ease with me now. Honesty is the best policy. -- Ian Mckellen
  • Perhaps the thing that most got to me was the ide - the whole thing about lying, and how pervasive lying about Vietnam was. -- Peter P. Mahoney
  • Lying is easy. But it's lonely.""What do you mean?""When you lie to everyone about everything, what's left? What's true?""Nothing," I say."Exactly. -- Victoria Schwab
  • The thing is girls will always say you're lying when you say you had sex with them when you're lying about having sex with them. -- Doug Benson
  • This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole. -- Lewis Black
  • I have another question: Hillary Clinton, lying to the American people about her selfish, awful judgment in making our secrets vulnerable.Guilty or not guilty? -- Chris Christie
  • I have one major problem with the internet: It's full of liars. There doesn't seem to be any way to answer to people lying about you. -- John Lydon
  • I started lying about my age when I was 18 to be older. When I turned 21, I started lying that I was 18. It's a weakness in me. -- Rosie Perez
  • Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you're lying about the hole-in-one, but when you graduate, you get a diploma. -- Anderson Cooper
  • If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they're either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before stupid people start believing you! -- Kyle
  • I believe all Southern liberals come from the same starting point--race. Once you figure out they are lying to you about race, you start to question everything. -- Molly Ivins
  • I give credence to the worst things somebody writes about me, and if somebody writes something nice, I think they're wrong or false or lying or joking. -- Jesse Eisenberg
  • Only a person with the true heart of a dictionary-writer would be lying in bed, three days after being stabbed in the gut, worrying about his P's. -- Kristin Cashore
  • The only thing worse than finishing second is to be lying on the desert alone with your back broken. Either way, nobody ever finds out about you. -- Henry Russell Sanders
  • If you are lying in a tent in the Congo jungle, you don't want to be reading about rainforest biology. You want to be in a distant world. -- David Quammen
  • Anyone who tells you that American seniors are not either going to have their services cut or we're going to have to pay more is...lying about it. -- Katty Kay
  • Lying about anything is the cruelest thing in the world you could ever do. Be who you are. Don't try to be someone you're not. It never works. -- Summer Glau
  • The mistake ninety-nine percent of humanity made, as far as Fats could see, was being ashamed of what they were; lying about it, trying to be somebody else. -- J. K. Rowling
  • Blessed the one who loves truth continually and has not lent his mouth as an instrument of impiety by lying, for he fears the commandment about idle speech. -- Ephrem the Syrian
  • You can get through your whole day only around people who will tell you that you're wonderful. But pretty soon they're going to have to be lying about that. -- Lara Flynn Boyle
  • The only person you have to think about lying twice to is either yourself or to God. The press isn't either of them. And I just figured they're irrelevant. -- Bob Dylan
  • There are serious budgetry issues that need to be worked through. Playing a game of lying about what's in the content of legislation isn't going to get them anywhere. -- Tony Burke
  • Were you lying?" "I never lie," he said piously. "About what?" "The sand, the snake." For a young man who never lied, he seemed surprisingly unoffended by the question. -- Megan Whalen Turner
  • I don't know about you, but I can tell when someone's lying. They can't look you in the eye - they look you in the bridge of your nose. -- Michael Musto
  • The candidates at the Republican debate looked like a town council that was outlawing dancing. They looked like a board of directors that was lying about poisoning a river. -- David Letterman
  • Secret courts making secret rulings on secret laws, and companies flagrantly lying to consumers about the insecurity of their products and services, undermine the very foundations of our society. -- Bruce Schneier
  • If it was about lying under oath - we actually know that Clinton certainly was deceptive, as most people would be about their sex lives - but, in fact, he did not lie. -- Paul Begala
  • I would feel so guilty about lying that I would try to stress myself out and work up a headache so I wouldn't have the guilt of not having a bit of the symptom. -- Justin Long
  • The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move. -- Max Lerner
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