Topher Grace Quotes in Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Topher Grace Quotes:
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Topher Grace: [while walking through the hallways of a club] Hey Rus, let me ask you a question. Are you incorporated? Well, if not you should really think about it cos I was talking to my manager...
Rusty: Bernie?
Topher Grace: No, not Bernie, my business manager. You know what? They're both named Bernie. Anyway, he was saying that because what we do here is kind of like research for a future like gig or whatever I can totally make it a tax write off. The only thing is I'd have to pay you by check.
[Rusty stops and looks at him]
Topher Grace: Or we could stick to cash
[Rusty nods]
Topher Grace: You know what? Yeah, let's just stick to cash.
-- Topher Grace -
Topher Grace: [during the celebrity card game] Mr Ocean, what do you do for a living? If you don't mind me asking.
Danny: Why would I mind you asking? Two cards. I just got out of prison.
Topher Grace: Really?
Joshua Jackson: Well why were you in prison?
Danny: I stole things.
Shane West: You stole things? Like jewels?
Rusty: Incan matrimonial headmasks.
Shane West: Any money in those? Incan matrimonial
Danny: Headmasks. There's some.
Rusty: Don't let him fool you, there's boatloads. If you can move them. I'll take one. But you can't.
Danny: My fence seemed confident enough.
Rusty: Dealing in cash you don't need a fence.
Danny: [referring to Rusty] Some people lack vision.
Rusty: [sarcastically] Probably everybody in cell block E
-- Topher Grace -
Topher Grace: [during the celebrity poker game with Rusty teaching them how to play] Fellas! Fellas! Check this... all... red!
[Lays down his hand, which is revealed as two diamonds and three hearts, as everyone at the table congratulates him on his "flush"]
-- Topher Grace -
Assistant Manager: After the second call, I tried knocking, but he won't open up.
Rusty Ryan: I'll handle it; I know him
[bangs on hotel room door]
Topher Grace: [from inside] Jesus Christ, are you people retarded? It says "Do Not Disturb!"
Rusty Ryan: It's me.
Topher Grace: [opens the door] Hey. Come on in.
Rusty Ryan: [looks around the trashed hotel room] Jeez, Topher, you didn't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me.
Topher Grace: I'm sorry. Russ, look, I know this is your joint. I just... there's this girl. I love her, man. I love her, but she is driving me crazy! I can't sleep. I can't work. I quit the show. I totally phoned in that Dennis Quaid movie. I mean, it's like...
Assistant Manager: [answers phone] Hello?
Topher Grace: [rips off a bracelet] God, it's almost like this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!
Assistant Manager: Rusty, call for you.
Topher Grace: Dude, don't leave!
-- Topher Grace
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