Topher Grace Quotes in Ocean's Eleven (2001)

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  • Topher Grace: [while walking through the hallways of a club] Hey Rus, let me ask you a question. Are you incorporated? Well, if not you should really think about it cos I was talking to my manager...

    Rusty: Bernie?

    Topher Grace: No, not Bernie, my business manager. You know what? They're both named Bernie. Anyway, he was saying that because what we do here is kind of like research for a future like gig or whatever I can totally make it a tax write off. The only thing is I'd have to pay you by check.

    [Rusty stops and looks at him]

    Topher Grace: Or we could stick to cash

    [Rusty nods]

    Topher Grace: You know what? Yeah, let's just stick to cash.

  • Topher Grace: [during the celebrity card game] Mr Ocean, what do you do for a living? If you don't mind me asking.

    Danny: Why would I mind you asking? Two cards. I just got out of prison.

    Topher Grace: Really?

    Joshua Jackson: Well why were you in prison?

    Danny: I stole things.

    Shane West: You stole things? Like jewels?

    Rusty: Incan matrimonial headmasks.

    Shane West: Any money in those? Incan matrimonial

    Danny: Headmasks. There's some.

    Rusty: Don't let him fool you, there's boatloads. If you can move them. I'll take one. But you can't.

    Danny: My fence seemed confident enough.

    Rusty: Dealing in cash you don't need a fence.

    Danny: [referring to Rusty] Some people lack vision.

    Rusty: [sarcastically] Probably everybody in cell block E

  • Topher Grace: [during the celebrity poker game with Rusty teaching them how to play] Fellas! Fellas! Check this... all... red!

    [Lays down his hand, which is revealed as two diamonds and three hearts, as everyone at the table congratulates him on his "flush"]

  • Assistant Manager: After the second call, I tried knocking, but he won't open up.

    Rusty Ryan: I'll handle it; I know him

    [bangs on hotel room door]

    Topher Grace: [from inside] Jesus Christ, are you people retarded? It says "Do Not Disturb!"

    Rusty Ryan: It's me.

    Topher Grace: [opens the door] Hey. Come on in.

    Rusty Ryan: [looks around the trashed hotel room] Jeez, Topher, you didn't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me.

    Topher Grace: I'm sorry. Russ, look, I know this is your joint. I just... there's this girl. I love her, man. I love her, but she is driving me crazy! I can't sleep. I can't work. I quit the show. I totally phoned in that Dennis Quaid movie. I mean, it's like...

    Assistant Manager: [answers phone] Hello?

    Topher Grace: [rips off a bracelet] God, it's almost like this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!

    Assistant Manager: Rusty, call for you.

    Topher Grace: Dude, don't leave!

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