Tony Vivaldi Quotes in Last Action Hero (1993)

Tony Vivaldi: What is this, Benedict? First you're my friend; now you turn a... 360 on me!

Benedict: 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin - *180*! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!

Tony Vivaldi: What?

Benedict: Trust me!

[shoots him]

Tony Vivaldi: You've had Slater in front of the eight ball before, but you always screwed it up.

Benedict: [after Vivaldi leaves] It's behind the eight ball, you moron!

Tony Vivaldi: What I'm saying is; Mr. Benedict can take you out as easy as cake.

Tony Vivaldi: Well, I'd love to stay and watch the fun, but, uh, I have to go and establish my alibi. Arrivederci.

Tony Vivaldi: Where is it written that *I* am a bad guy?

Tony Vivaldi: Mr. Torelli. I hope it's all right with you I am here. I don't wanna be no fourth wheel.