Tony Robbins Quotes in Shallow Hal (2001)

+1
Share
Pin
Like
Send
Share

Tony Robbins Quotes:

  • Tony Robbins: Hal, don't you think you're being a bit shallow here in the way you look at women?

    Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too.

    Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?

    Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?

  • Hal: See, the problem is I'm kinda picky

    Tony Robbins: What do you mean, picky?

    Hal: Well, for instance, I like 'em real young. Like, did you ever see Paulina in her first "Sports Illustrated" layout?

    Tony Robbins: You're looking for a young Paulina type?

    Hal: Well, that face, but with better headlights. You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately? Heidi Klums beams would do. And her teeth. Or, ooh, that Britney Spears girl. She's got great knockers. But she's a tad muscular. Uh, actually, you know what? Her ass would do, too, if she had a better grille. Like, uh, Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did "Grease 2". But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle. Kinda like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed. But not as skinny. Someone a little meatier, like Heidi. But without the accent. You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah. They really get old fast. You know what I mean. Someone like that.

  • Tony Robbins: Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

    Mauricio: Have you heard the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"?

  • Tony Robbins: Inner beauty's the easiest thing in the world to see when you're looking for it... The brain sees what the heart wants it to feel.

  • Mauricio: The thing is all the women he's been seeing are ugly.

    Tony Robbins: Who says they're ugly?

    Mauricio: Bausch & Lomb.

  • Tony Robbins: You got a pattern of judging women by their exterior, we can't talk about it, we need to break it, I want you to ask yourself has there ever been a time where you have been increasingly shallow, you just looked at a woman and thought you were better then she was.

    Hal: All the time.

    [Tony Robbins puts his hands on Hal's head]

    Tony Robbins: [yells] DEVILS COME OUT!

    Hal: What the hell are you doing banana hands?

    Tony Robbins: Just hang on, remember how I told you we just got to jolt your nervous system, not just talking about it, now I want you to relax, I won't do that again.

    Hal: Ok, I didn't mean the banana hands thing.

    Tony Robbins: That's ok.

Browse more character quotes from Shallow Hal (2001)

+1
Share
Pin
Like
Send
Share

Characters on Shallow Hal (2001)