Tony Clifton Quotes in Man on the Moon (1999)

Tony Clifton: So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?

Tony Clifton: Can I use the bathroom? I may have shit my pants.

Security Guard: Not on the lot.

Tony Clifton: Drink of water?

Security Guard: [shakes head]

Tony Clifton: Aspirin?

Security Guard: [shakes head]

Tony Clifton: Moist Towelette?

Security Guard: [shakes head]

Tony Clifton: Well, in that case, a good day.

Tony Clifton: I got 20 bucks that says you work for me now!