Toni Simmons Quotes in Cactus Flower (1969)

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  • Toni Simmons: [Describing the first time she met Julian] He was charming, good looking, sophisticated, no sweatshirts.

    Igor Sullivan: [Looks down] Sorry, I didn't know this suicide was black tie.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Hey, did you see that? He just kissed her on the neck!

    Toni Simmons: Hmph! She sure likes a lot of action.

    Dr. Julian Winston: Yes, she does, doesn't she!

    Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.

    Dr. Julian Winston: If somebody doesn't stop that guy, he's gonna make love to her right in the middle of the floor.

  • Toni Simmons: Well, what can be bigger than black leather slacks? OK, I give up.

    [opens the box]

    Toni Simmons: A mink stole! A mink stole! And a card, too! "Your next appointment is on..."

    [Julian turns the card over for her]

    Toni Simmons: "As ever, Julian."

  • Toni Simmons: A man who lies cannot love.

    Stephanie: [about to close the door] That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie.

    Toni Simmons: [after Stephanie leaves] Dirty married bachelor!

  • Igor Sullivan: You're lucky I broke in.

    Toni Simmons: Why did you?

    Igor Sullivan: I thought you were dying.

    Toni Simmons: Well, that was the whole idea.

  • Igor Sullivan: You were going about it all wrong. I believe you're supposed to put your head in the stove.

    Toni Simmons: It's a second hand stove. There were no directions.

  • Toni Simmons: [after Julian bursts into the apartment] I didn't know dentists made house calls.

  • [Toni reveals she tried to commit suicide]

    Dr. Julian Winston: You really tried to kill yourself over me?

    Toni Simmons: Stupid, wasn't it?

    Dr. Julian Winston: I'm a bastard, the biggest bastard in the whole world.

    Toni Simmons: Julian, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Toni, I'm going to marry you.

    Toni Simmons: How do you mean, Marry?

    Dr. Julian Winston: You know, marry, with the judge, the blood test, the license, that kind of marry, right away.

    Toni Simmons: But what about your wife?

    Dr. Julian Winston: My wife? I'll divorce her.

    Toni Simmons: What about the children?

    Dr. Julian Winston: I'll divorce them, too.

  • Toni Simmons: And did you get a load of that girl?

    Dr. Julian Winston: Well, I wasn't paying much attention...

    Toni Simmons: When she bent over, it looked like she had her knees up inside her dress.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: What did she say?

    Toni Simmons: It's not what she said, it's what she didn't say

    Dr. Julian Winston: Tell me what she didn't say, word for word

  • Toni Simmons: Now why don't you go back and mind your own business like everyone else in New York City?

  • Toni Simmons: What were you doing, talking to that awful man?

    Dr. Julian Winston: I was getting lonesome for the sound of a human voice.

    Igor Sullivan: Can I have another glass of beer?

    Dr. Julian Winston: Not yours!

  • [Toni realises that she's being kissed by someone other than Julian]

    Toni Simmons: Who are you? What are you doing?

    Igor Sullivan: Mouth to Mouth resuscitation.

    Toni Simmons: You were kissing me!

    Igor Sullivan: I lost my head!

  • [Igor reveals he's a writer]

    Toni Simmons: You're a writer? You're the writer! The one who keeps pounding on his typewriter all night - you drive me crazy!

    Igor Sullivan: Why didn't you complain so I could have met you earlier?

  • Toni Simmons: [after they've observed Stephanie's prowess on the dance floor] Everything you told me about your wife was true. She's not a lady, she's a barracuda!

    Dr. Julian Winston: I don't care to discuss it anymore.

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