Toni Simmons Quotes in Cactus Flower (1969)
Toni Simmons Quotes:
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Toni Simmons: [Describing the first time she met Julian] He was charming, good looking, sophisticated, no sweatshirts.
Igor Sullivan: [Looks down] Sorry, I didn't know this suicide was black tie.
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Dr. Julian Winston: Hey, did you see that? He just kissed her on the neck!
Toni Simmons: Hmph! She sure likes a lot of action.
Dr. Julian Winston: Yes, she does, doesn't she!
Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.
Dr. Julian Winston: If somebody doesn't stop that guy, he's gonna make love to her right in the middle of the floor.
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Toni Simmons: Well, what can be bigger than black leather slacks? OK, I give up.
[opens the box]
Toni Simmons: A mink stole! A mink stole! And a card, too! "Your next appointment is on..."
[Julian turns the card over for her]
Toni Simmons: "As ever, Julian."
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Toni Simmons: A man who lies cannot love.
Stephanie: [about to close the door] That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie.
Toni Simmons: [after Stephanie leaves] Dirty married bachelor!
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Igor Sullivan: You're lucky I broke in.
Toni Simmons: Why did you?
Igor Sullivan: I thought you were dying.
Toni Simmons: Well, that was the whole idea.
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Igor Sullivan: You were going about it all wrong. I believe you're supposed to put your head in the stove.
Toni Simmons: It's a second hand stove. There were no directions.
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Toni Simmons: [after Julian bursts into the apartment] I didn't know dentists made house calls.
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[Toni reveals she tried to commit suicide]
Dr. Julian Winston: You really tried to kill yourself over me?
Toni Simmons: Stupid, wasn't it?
Dr. Julian Winston: I'm a bastard, the biggest bastard in the whole world.
Toni Simmons: Julian, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.
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Dr. Julian Winston: Toni, I'm going to marry you.
Toni Simmons: How do you mean, Marry?
Dr. Julian Winston: You know, marry, with the judge, the blood test, the license, that kind of marry, right away.
Toni Simmons: But what about your wife?
Dr. Julian Winston: My wife? I'll divorce her.
Toni Simmons: What about the children?
Dr. Julian Winston: I'll divorce them, too.
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Toni Simmons: And did you get a load of that girl?
Dr. Julian Winston: Well, I wasn't paying much attention...
Toni Simmons: When she bent over, it looked like she had her knees up inside her dress.
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Dr. Julian Winston: What did she say?
Toni Simmons: It's not what she said, it's what she didn't say
Dr. Julian Winston: Tell me what she didn't say, word for word
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Toni Simmons: Now why don't you go back and mind your own business like everyone else in New York City?
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Toni Simmons: What were you doing, talking to that awful man?
Dr. Julian Winston: I was getting lonesome for the sound of a human voice.
Igor Sullivan: Can I have another glass of beer?
Dr. Julian Winston: Not yours!
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[Toni realises that she's being kissed by someone other than Julian]
Toni Simmons: Who are you? What are you doing?
Igor Sullivan: Mouth to Mouth resuscitation.
Toni Simmons: You were kissing me!
Igor Sullivan: I lost my head!
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[Igor reveals he's a writer]
Toni Simmons: You're a writer? You're the writer! The one who keeps pounding on his typewriter all night - you drive me crazy!
Igor Sullivan: Why didn't you complain so I could have met you earlier?
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Toni Simmons: [after they've observed Stephanie's prowess on the dance floor] Everything you told me about your wife was true. She's not a lady, she's a barracuda!
Dr. Julian Winston: I don't care to discuss it anymore.
-- Toni Simmons
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