Tongan Ninja Quotes in Tongan Ninja (2002)

Tongan Ninja: He's your father?

Action Fighter: Yes, and what's more I am his son

Tongan Ninja: You fight like a clown

Action Fighter: That is because I was trained by a fool

Tongan Ninja: Marvin!

Action Fighter: That name no longer holds any meaning to me. I am now known as... Action Fighter

Miss Lee: You killed him!

Tongan Ninja: Yeah. He was going to hurt you Miss Lee

Miss Lee: Don't you understand? You can't just kill someone!

[Miss Lee runs off]

Tongan Ninja: Women

Miss Lee: I need to talk to you

Tongan Ninja: Look, if it's about the decapitation thing I'm sorry