Tonetti Quotes in The Gay Divorcee (1934)

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Tonetti Quotes:

  • Tonetti: [unable to remember his passphrase "Chance is a fool's name for fate," Tonettie repeatedly muffs it] Chance is the foolish name for fate. / Give me a name for chance and I am a fool. / Fate is a foolish thing to take chances with. / I am a fate to take foolish chances with. / Chances are that fate is foolish. / Fate is the foolish thing. Take a chance.

  • Tonetti: Your wife is safe with Tonetti, He prefers spaghetti

  • Egbert Fitzgerald: Your life, Mr. Tonetti, must be full of excitement.

    Tonetti: Full of excitement, and full of danger.

    Egbert Fitzgerald: Oh, yes, of course... from the husbands.

    Tonetti: No, from the ladies.

    Egbert Fitzgerald: Oh, how interesting!

    Tonetti: But, Tonetti, he know what to do. Yes, sometimes, the lady and I have the conversation... somtimes, I play the concertina... sometimes, I play the solitaire... but, mostly, I practice my singing. At home, my wife, he do not like me to sing.

    Egbert Fitzgerald: Unquestionably a woman of great perspicacity.

    Tonetti: Oh, si, si, signor, you bet!

  • Tonetti: Rodolfo Tonetti at your service.

    Egbert Fitzgerald: Yes... well, I am Mr. Fitzgerald.

    Tonetti: Mr. Fitzgerald?

    [shaking hands]

    Tonetti: Oh, I'm delightful!

    Egbert Fitzgerald: Oh, I shouldn't doubt it, old man, I shouldn't doubt it. But, don't you think that a corespondent ought to come to work quieter? Let's have more repose and less Rigoletto.

    Tonetti: Ha, I am ready for action, and I will do a first-class job.

    Egbert Fitzgerald: Well, don't be too determined about it. Remember, the lady in question is very sensitive, and you must treat her accordingly.

    Tonetti: Bene, whichever way the wind she is blowing, that is the way I sail.

  • Egbert Fitzgerald: And now, Tonetti, remember: I want delicacy, tact, assurance, finesse.

    Tonetti: I've brought everything.

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