Tommy Webber Quotes in Galaxy Quest (1999)

Voice of Computer: Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.

Gwen DeMarco: [to crew] No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.

Tommy Webber: You know, that is really getting annoying!

Gwen DeMarco: [shouts] Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?

Tommy Webber: Sure, no problem.

[the rock monster chases Nesmith]

Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to kill it.

Jason Nesmith: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.

Tommy Webber: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!

Jason Nesmith: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!

Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!

Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!

Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

[after the Blue Creatures have eaten Limpy]

Jason Nesmith: Ok, here's the plan: first, Fred, we need a diversion to clear these things out of the compound, then Gwen, Alex, Fred and I go down to get the sphere. Any of those things come back Tommy, give a signal. Guy, you set up a perimeter.

Gwen DeMarco: Why does this sound so familiar?

Tommy Webber: "Assault on Voltarek III". Episode 81 I think.

Guy Fleegman: We're doing episode 81?

Tommy Webber: Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire.

Gwen DeMarco: How the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram?

Guy Fleegman: We're doing episode 81, Jason?

Jason Nesmith: It doesn't have to be a hologram, just a diversion.

Guy Fleegman: Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not?

Jason Nesmith: It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not?

Guy Fleegman: BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81!

[On Jason]

Gwen DeMarco: You've gotta admit, they really do love him.

Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.

Tommy Webber: You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.

Tommy Webber: You were holding it upside down

Sir Alexander Dane: Shut up.

Jason Nesmith: Give me any kind of signal.

Tommy Webber: I'll do this:

[cups hands]

Tommy Webber: CAW! CAW!

Jason Nesmith: What are you, an infant? We have *these*!

[Jason holds up a communicator in front of Tommy]

Tommy Webber: I was just... sorry...

Fred Kwan: [Trying to work the matter-transmitter] So what do we test it on?

Tommy Webber: [Sees Taggart, on the monitor, grappling with Grignak on the Berillium-Sphere planet] How about that Pig-Lizard?