Tommy Warshaw Quotes in House of D (2004)

Mr. Pappass: You know why your mother died, son? She killed herself because she had a retarded son, isn't that right?

Tommy Warshaw: She got hit by a car.

Mr. Pappass: She walked in front of a car because she had a retarded son.

Tommy Warshaw: She was drunk.

Mr. Pappass: She was drunk because her son's retarded.

Tommy Warshaw: She was drunk because she was married to you, you loser.

Pappass: Do you ever miss your dad?

Tommy Warshaw: All the time.

Pappass: Want mine?

Tommy Warshaw: No thanks.

Tommy Warshaw: Solid according to you, lady, girls like fools and small balls. So I'm pretty much covered.

Melissa: Your outfit is... um...

Tommy Warshaw: Orange?

Melissa: Really orange.

Tommy Warshaw: If I want to exercise my god given freedom to experience people getting cut up by chainsaws and hung on meat hooks, I think I have the constitutional right to do so, don't you?

Tommy Warshaw: Just stay cool and give me the dad face.

Katherine Warshaw: Go on. Run away just like your father.

Tommy Warshaw: He didn't run away, Mom. He died.

Tommy Warshaw: Hey! My mom says it's crazy in there! She says you've got rats, roaches... lesbianism...

Lady: [laughing] I guess I'm safe from that last one. I'm in solitary.

Pappass: No tittie. No tittie at all. I've seen lemons bigger.

Tommy Warshaw: Pappass!

Melissa: It's okay, I really don't care.

[sits down]

Tommy Warshaw: [sitting down too] Yeah, well, like, me neither. I have small balls, you know?

Melissa: [speechless]

Tommy Warshaw: But that's good, right?

Melissa: I don't know.

Pappass: [sitting down now] I have a huge penis.

Bernadette: [from jail cell above the street] You know why I'm in here, boy?

Tommy Warshaw: No.

Bernadette: I murdered my husband, in his sleep, with my bare hands. I'm a murderer! I *hate* men! And if they let me out this bitch, I'll kill again! I mean, if you get in my way, I might even kill you!

Tommy Warshaw: I don't care.

Tommy Warshaw: [to pole] Hi! I'm Tommy. You're very tall.

[Lady laughs]

Tommy Warshaw: She just said she was Polish.

[laughs sarcastically]