Tommy Pervis Quotes in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)

[after Wayne and Diane stop Tommy with the lawnmower]

Tommy Pervis: [innocently] Nick said I could cut it, I swear!

Wayne Szalinski: When did you see Nick?

Diane Szalinski: Did you see him this morning?

Tommy Pervis: No, it was yesterday. Really, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so late.

Diane Szalinski: [calmly] It's okay, sweetie. It's okay. Why don't you back through our house, it's safer.

Tommy Pervis: [concerned] 'Safer'?

[Tommy stares at Wayne and Diane looking through the cut grass for the kids]

Tommy Pervis: [to himself] I thought MY folks were weird.

Tommy Pervis: [after mowing the lawn] Nick said I could cut it...

Wayne Szalinski: When did you see Nick?

Diane Szalinski: Did you see him this morning?

Tommy Pervis: No, it was yesterday. But really, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be so late!

Diane Szalinski: It's okay, sweetie. It's alright, go home, go on through the house, it's safer.

Tommy Pervis: "Safer"?

[sees Diane and Wayne looking for the kids in the grass]

Tommy Pervis: And I thought my folks were weird.