Tommy Patel Quotes in Splitting Heirs (1993)
Tommy Patel Quotes:
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Tommy Patel: You don't have to worry about me, dear. I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want to have sex, I have to buy it.
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Adoption Agent: She insisted that you were adopted by a member of the working class to save you from the curse of money.
Tommy Patel: How very thoughtful...
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CID Officer: We believe foul play was involved.
Tommy Patel: Surely you don't think I...
CID Officer: I don't think anything, sir. I'm a police officer.
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Tommy Patel: [voice-over, upon learning that Rick Moranis' home burned to the ground] I was doomed to an eternity in the fires of hell as a Christian and a horrendous rebirth as a Hindu.
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Kitty: You practically date-raped me
Tommy Patel: I what? I date raped you 6 TIMES!
Kitty: Well, perhaps I did encourage you a bit.
Tommy Patel: A BIT!
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Henry Martin: I'm a hard man to kill.
Tommy Patel: [laughs] Oh I know!
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Tommy Patel: [talking about sex] You called me over!
Kitty: And you came. And I forgive you.
Tommy Patel: [sarcastic] Oh how kind!
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Tommy Patel: Piss off!
Shadgrind: Bit louder there Tommy.
Tommy Patel: FUCK OFF!
Shadgrind: Perfect!
-- Tommy Patel
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