Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager Quotes in The World's Greatest Lover (1977)
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager Quotes:
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[Talking to the hotel manager, Tomaso Abalone]
Uncle Harry: I'd like a baloney.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Yes, sir. Right here.
Uncle Harry: Where?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Here.
Uncle Harry: So where's the baloney?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: I'm Abalone.
Uncle Harry: You're a baloney?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: That's right.
[Pointedly looks at the camera]
Uncle Harry: Once upon a time there were three bears.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Pardon me?
Uncle Harry: What did you do?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: When?
Uncle Harry: How do I know?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: How do you know what?
Uncle Harry: By practising constantly.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Practising what?
Uncle Harry: Whatever you want. I can't live your life for you.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: What is it we're talking about?
Uncle Harry: Give me a hint.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Who are you, sir?
Uncle Harry: I'm fine. Now where's a baloney?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: *I'm* Abalone!
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Uncle Harry: I thought you were the hotel manager.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: I am the hotel manager!
Uncle Harry: You're the hotel manager *and* a baloney?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: That's right!
Uncle Harry: Good. Would you please tell Mr. Rudy Valentine that Uncle Harry is downstairs waiting?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: And you are, sir?
Uncle Harry: No, I'm Uncle Harry.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Ah, it's you!
Uncle Harry: Gesundheit!
[Turning towards his wife]
Uncle Harry: This guy could drive you nuts!
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