Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager Quotes in The World's Greatest Lover (1977)

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Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager Quotes:

  • [Talking to the hotel manager, Tomaso Abalone]

    Uncle Harry: I'd like a baloney.

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Yes, sir. Right here.

    Uncle Harry: Where?

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Here.

    Uncle Harry: So where's the baloney?

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: I'm Abalone.

    Uncle Harry: You're a baloney?

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: That's right.

    [Pointedly looks at the camera]

    Uncle Harry: Once upon a time there were three bears.

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Pardon me?

    Uncle Harry: What did you do?

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: When?

    Uncle Harry: How do I know?

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: How do you know what?

    Uncle Harry: By practising constantly.

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Practising what?

    Uncle Harry: Whatever you want. I can't live your life for you.

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: What is it we're talking about?

    Uncle Harry: Give me a hint.

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Who are you, sir?

    Uncle Harry: I'm fine. Now where's a baloney?

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: *I'm* Abalone!

  • Uncle Harry: I thought you were the hotel manager.

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: I am the hotel manager!

    Uncle Harry: You're the hotel manager *and* a baloney?

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: That's right!

    Uncle Harry: Good. Would you please tell Mr. Rudy Valentine that Uncle Harry is downstairs waiting?

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: And you are, sir?

    Uncle Harry: No, I'm Uncle Harry.

    Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager: Ah, it's you!

    Uncle Harry: Gesundheit!

    [Turning towards his wife]

    Uncle Harry: This guy could drive you nuts!

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