Tom Sullivan Quotes in If You Could See What I Hear (1982)

Will Sly: [Interrupts Tom Sullivan singing in the shower] Hey, Beverly Sills, you mind if I smoke?

Tom Sullivan: In the shower?

Will Sly: Oh, I always smoke in the shower. I find it cuts down the risk of serious fire by about half.

[Will and Tom are a convertible, and it's raining]

Will Sly: I figured for ten weeks of sun, surf, and sex, we wouldn't need a top.

Tom Sullivan: Well, if the surf and the sex are as good as the sun, we're in big trouble.

Will Sly: [walks into Tom's room, where the light is off] Sullivan, you pervert, it's pitch black in here.

[he switches on the light]

Tom Sullivan: I got news for you, Sly. It's still pitch black in here.

Will Sly: It's not nice to make fun of sighted people. I'm liable to go through your closet and mix all your solids and checks, and then where would you be? You'd be a walking billboard for bad taste, that's where you'd be!

Will Sly: Time to think about getting a new guide dog. I'm off tomorrow.

Tom Sullivan: It's tomorrow already? Jesus, what happened? We were...

Will Sly: They should make calendars in Braille. They really should.

Tom Sullivan: [while fondling two women in the bar where he sings] You wanna be in a band? I'll design the costumes!

Mrs. Ruxton: I don't allow pets. You won't be able to keep your seeing eye dog here.

Tom Sullivan: [patting Will on the chest] Oh, I don't have a seeing eye dog, Mrs. Ruxton. I have Sly.

Will Sly: Woof, woof.

Mrs. Ruxton: Oh dear.

[first lines]

Tom Sullivan: You know I gotta bring you in.

Duke Donovan: You're gonna have to kill me first.

Tom Sullivan: Yeah, I know.

Duke Donovan: Do it.

Tom Sullivan: I can't.

[collapses gun down]

Duke Donovan: Do it.

Tom Sullivan: Gaaaa!

[shoots]