Tom Miller Quotes in The Girl Can't Help It (1956)

Tom Miller: You don't want a career?

Jerri Jordan: I just want to be a wife. Have kids. But everyone figures me for a sexpot! No one thinks I'm equipped for motherhood!

Barry the paperboy: [runs in with newspaper] Mr. Miller, look, you're in Earl Wilson and Louis Sobol.

Tom Miller: Made it, eh?

[reads from gossip column]

Tom Miller: "At the Trianon, Tom Miller pubbed it with a new find. Her name's a secret, but the rest of her isn't."

Barry the paperboy: Saw her yesterday; she's something!

Tom Miller: She's a girl, Barry. Just a girl.

Barry the paperboy: If she's a girl, then I don't know what my sister is!