Tom MacKenzie Quotes in The Seven Year Itch (1955)

Tom MacKenzie: What blonde in the kitchen?

Richard Sherman: Wouldn't you like to know! Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe!

Richard Sherman: If Helen sent you to get a divorce.

Tom MacKenzie: [incredulous] A divorce?

Richard Sherman: [continuing] I absolutely refuse! I'll fight it in every court!

Tom MacKenzie: [incredulous] She sent me for the paddle.

Richard Sherman: [continuing; crazed] Because I can explain everything: the stairs, the cinnamon toast, the blond in the kitchen.

Tom MacKenzie: [interrupts; incredulous] Wait! Wait a minute Dickey-Boy. What blond in the kitchen?

Richard Sherman: [seething with contempt] Oh, wouldn't you like to know! Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe!