Tom Lagatos Quotes in Dorian Blues (2004)
Tom Lagatos Quotes:
Tom Lagatos: [announcing at a Christmas party] Folks, my other son, Dorian, has just completed his first semester at NYU where he is a, uh... Uh, excuse me, Dorian. What's your major again?
Dorian Lagatos: Undecided.
Tom Lagatos: Riiiight. Where he is majoring in indecision.
[Crowd laughs]-- Tom Lagatos
[Dorian tells his father he's gay]
Tom Lagatos: [laughs] Son, you don't even know the meaning of the word.
Dorian Lagatos: I don't know the word "gay" means?
Tom Lagatos: I doubt it.
Dorian Lagatos: Well, you're wrong.
Tom Lagatos: What's it mean?
Dorian Lagatos: It means I like men - not you, maybe, but in general.
Tom Lagatos: You hear the anger there? Hm? You see, that's the crux to all of this. You're so angry at me, you'd do anything to try and shock me.
Dorian Lagatos: Of course I'm angry at you, because you've never had anything but contempt for me.
Tom Lagatos: You think this is gonna help?
Dorian Lagatos: This isn't about you.
Tom Lagatos: I think it is.
Dorian Lagatos: What? D'you think I made this up?
Tom Lagatos: No, I think you probably worked yourself up into half-believing it, too.
Dorian Lagatos: I more than "half-believe" it, Dad, I KNOW it.
Tom Lagatos: You don't know horseshit.-- Tom Lagatos
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