Tom Anderson Quotes in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

Tom Anderson: Boy, I never seen two kids do so much damned whacking.

Marcie Anderson: They're here to look at the TV, Tom.

Tom Anderson: What? The TV ain't broken.

Beavis: Uh, yeah it is.

Tom Anderson: What in the hell is that damn noise?

[goes inside his camper and sees Beavis]

Tom Anderson: What?

Beavis: Hey, how's it going?

Tom Anderson: Pull your damn pants up, boy! I don't want to see that. Damn it, get out of here!

Tom Anderson: [throws Beavis out of camper] And if I ever catch you whacking in here again, I'm gonna hogtie you.

Tom Anderson: [Anderson drives by] Something wrong, officer?

ATF Agent: [holds up picture of B&B] Sir, we're looking for these two fugitives.

Tom Anderson: Well, I'll be danged. That's them two kids that have been whacking in my camper.

ATF Agent: You saw these two?

Tom Anderson: I sure did. Boy, I've never seen two kids do so much damned whacking.

ATF Agent: [on walkietalkie] This is post 9, I have positive ID.

Tom Anderson: Boy, they're just like a couple of little old spidermonkeys, I tell ya.

ATF Agent: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you and your wife to step out of the vehicle.

Tom Anderson: Well, now, wait a minute, me and the Mrs. here are on our way to Washington DC.

ATF Agent: [points gun at Anderson] Now!

Tom Anderson: Boy, I tell you what, it really makes ya proud. I could stay in here all day.

FBI Agent: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Tom Anderson: Now, do you actually use MySpace?

George Simmons: No, I fuck girls, Tom. I don't have time for that.