Toll Road Quotes in The Expendables 3 (2014)

Toll Road: Heard you killed more people than the plague!

Doc: How 'bout that.

Gunnar Jensen: Why do they call you 'Doctor Death'?

Doc: Used to be a medic. But that was a long time ago.

Toll Road: So why'd you get locked away?

Doc: Tax evasion.

Toll Road: [looks at Gunnar's new gadget which is similar to Thorn's] What the hell is that?

Gunnar Jensen: What?

Toll Road: That computer strapped to your wrist.

Gunnar Jensen: [poker faced] Nothing.

Toll Road: That same thing you were busting that kid's balls about?

Gunnar Jensen: [embarrased] No, I had it for a while now.

Toll Road: Hah!

Toll Road: They got valet parking here?

Gunnar Jensen: [blasts a hole in the building with the tank gun] Yeah, there's some right here!

[from trailer]

Toll Road: Damn, that's cool!

Doc: [looks at the young Expendables] Ama-teur.

Toll Road: Amateur assholes...

Mars: [pissed] Who're you calling asshole, grandpa?

Toll Road: [confronts him] Grandpa's about to crush your windpipe.

Pilar: Who you are?

Barney Ross: We're Americans.

Lee Christmas: Since when?

Gunner Jensen: Swedish.

Hale Caesar: Blackfoot.

Maggie: Chinese.

Toll Road: Retards.

Barney Ross: [to Toll Road] You done?

Toll Road: [eating some bad food] Oh. This tastes like shit.

[to Caesar]

Toll Road: How's yours?

Hale Caesar: Can't complain about rigatoni. Plan ahead, fellas. That's all I have to say. Y'all, what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow? What would your last meal be? One choice.

Toll Road: One choice?

Hale Caesar: It'd probably be cereal for you, huh?

Toll Road: What the hell's wrong with cereal?

Gunner Jensen: It's cliché.

Hale Caesar: You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear shit.

Toll Road: For the record, my hearing is 20/20.

Hale Caesar: Barney?

Barney Ross: Donuts and most food that kills ya.

Hale Caesar: That's deep, man.

Barney Ross: [chuckles] You think so?

Hale Caesar: Maggie?

Maggie: Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy.

[short pause]

Maggie: But I like Italian, too.

Hale Caesar: I'm starting to think Italian's overrated.

[everyone laughs]

Gunner Jensen: Hey. What about me? My favorite Swedish dinner would be, baby seal, and whale ass, in the summer.

[to Maggie]

Gunner Jensen: But I'd really die for some Chinese.

Barney Ross: Then you're gonna starve to death.

[everyone laughs]

Lee Christmas, Barney Ross, Gunner Jensen, Hale Caesar, Toll Road: Beware, beware, walk with care / Care for what you do / Or mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Boom-lay, boom-lay, boom-lay boom!

Gunner Jensen: [the bomb's fuse goes out] Well, the phosphorus must have been damp.

Lee Christmas: Yeah, right.

Toll Road: Or you suck.

Hale Caesar: There's that.

Maggie: Don't cry, Gunner.

Barney Ross: You almost had an idea.

Barney Ross: What the hell's he doing?

Lee Christmas: Hanging a pirate.

Barney Ross: Don't be ridiculous. Gunner! What are you doing?

Gunnar Jensen: Hanging a pirate!

Toll Road: That's seriously demented.

Yin Yang: This is no good.

Hale Caesar: Not that you'd feel it, but put one in Speed Racer's shoulder.