Todd Cleary Quotes in Wedding Crashers (2005)
Todd Cleary Quotes:
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Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food yet.
Todd Cleary: I don't eat meat or fish.
Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.
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Todd Cleary: Death, you are my bitch lover!
Secretary Cleary: Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!
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Todd Cleary: Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!
Jeremy Grey: The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
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Todd Cleary: Let's play tummy sticks.
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[Todd gets up angrily from the dining table]
Todd Cleary: I'll be in my room, painting.
[pause]
Todd Cleary: Homo things!
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Secretary Cleary: It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports, once in a while.
Todd Cleary: [suddenly incensed] Would that make you love me?
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Claire Cleary: Actually Todd is an amazing painter. He's going to the Rhode Island School of Design.
John Beckwith: Wow, that's a great school. Congratulations, Todd. That's really impressive. RIS-D!
Todd Cleary: Yeah, Dad - Dad always thought I'd be a political liability...
[getting angry]
Todd Cleary: ...in case he ever ran for President.
Secretary Cleary: Now, now Todd. Actually, truth be told, polling shows that a majority of the American people would ultimately empathize with our situation.
Todd Cleary: [sharply, raising his voice] What IS our situation, Dad?
Grandma Mary Cleary: You're a homo.
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Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?
Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!
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Todd Cleary: I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.
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Todd Cleary: Mom make you feel her tits?
John Beckwith: Did you say something, Todd?
Todd Cleary: Mom make you feel her tits?
John Beckwith: Todd, where are you going with this?
Todd Cleary: Just don't say anything to my dad, though. Some friend of my sister's said something to my dad a couple of years ago, he now lives in a shack in Guam... not by choice.
John Beckwith: Stop kidding with me Todd. You almost had me. Come on!
-- Todd Cleary
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Characters on Wedding Crashers (2005)
- Jeremy Grey
- John Beckwith
- Grandma Mary Cleary
- Chazz Reinhold
- Mrs. Kroeger
- Kathleen Cleary
- Sack Lodge
- Claire Cleary
- Gloria Cleary
- Hindu Woman
- Secretary Cleary
- Mr. Kroeger
- Bratty Kid
- Woman at Jewish Reception
- Old Italian Woman
- Old Italian Man
- Old Jewish Woman
- Old Jewish Man
- Old Chinese Man
- Best Man
- Christina Cleary
- Trap
- Guest at wedding
- Ken Cleary