Toby Stempel Quotes in Quiz Show (1994)

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Toby Stempel Quotes:

  • Toby Stempel: I know what you're gonna accomplish, I just don't know what he's gonna accomplish.

    Herbie Stemple: You want to know what? If I do nothing else I will convince them that Herbert Stemple knows what won the God-damned Academy Award for best God-damned picture of 1955; that's what I'm gonna accomplish.

  • Toby Stempel: My mother wants to know why you only went for eight on the movies.

    Herbie Stemple: Because my real expertise is pain-in-the-ass in-laws, all right?

  • Herbie Stemple: [offering rugelach] Come on, they're a Jewish delicacy. Before Toby eats it.

    Toby Stempel: I'm retaining water, for your information.

    Herbie Stemple: You and the Grand Coulee Dam.

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