Toby Kwimper Quotes in Follow That Dream (1962)

Nick: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...

Toby Kwimper: You do the multiplication tables too, Nick?

Nick: [Nick rolls his eyes at Toby] Three, two, one.

[Nick's trailer explodes]

Toby Kwimper: Well, I'll be dogone. Your place done blowed up, Nick. It's on fire too.

Alisha Claypoole: Has anyone ever told you you're very handsome?

Toby Kwimper: Only girls.

Nick: What happened?

Toby Kwimper: They were showing me how I shouldn't get hurt. I wish they would wake up so I could apologize. I don't think they can hear me now.

Nick: No, I don't think so either.

Toby Kwimper: That's why I use my education against 'em.

Holly Jones: Your education?

Toby Kwimper: Sure. Whenever some pretty girl starts to bother me I just close my eyes and say, "One times one is one. One times two is two. One times three is three, and all the through to the eights. Usually, I only get the sixes and they get discusted and walk away."

Jack: Louie? I thought I told you to spread out!

Toby Kwimper: Uhh...

Jack: Nere mind, stay close. I'm a better shot than you any way. Here take the flashlight.

Toby Kwimper: [Toby grabs the flashlight and gun] You know, drunks ought not to be carrying guns.

Jack: [turns and runs from Toby] Hey, Louie! Pete!