Tobey Quotes in Teeth (2007)

Tobey: I haven't even jerked off since Easter.

Tobey: What's another kind of flower that you can get for a girl besides a rose?

Tom: What about an orchid?

Tobey: Are you kidding? That's even more expensive!

Tobey: What kind of porn are you looking at?

Tom: Good old fashioned man-woman woman-horse stuff.

Tobey: Oh, you're a purist.

[last lines]

Tobey: I just got married! Come on, that's legal! I was behind the...

Elaine: That's our car!

Tobey: Every time! Every time!

Tobey: [after Joey scares him in the car] Get out of the car! Get out of the goddamn car!

Joey: I got you!

Tobey: I'm gonna beat your ass. Get out of the fucking car!

Joey: [after Joey scares him in the car] Get out of the fucking car! Get out of the car!

Tobey: I got you!

Joey: I'm gonna beat your ass. Get out of the fucking car!