Toaster Quotes in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

Air Conditioner: You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't you?

Blanky: Yes. He was our master.

Air Conditioner: Well, that's real nice, and any day now, he might come romping back, huh? He'll just come whistling through that door, and everything will be the same. Real peachy-keen-like.

Blanky: Uh-huh.

Lampy: It's a possibility.

Toaster: Well, at least we try to be optimistic.

Air Conditioner: [shouts] Optimistic? Somebody try to untie the knot in this guy's cord!

Kirby: Why don't you just shut off?

Air Conditioner: Hey, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?

Air Conditioner: So... It's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just 'cause you move around, you think you're better than I am. I'm not an invalid. I was designed to stick in the wall! I like being stuck in the stupid wall! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials...

[Begins to spark and fizzle furiously]

Toaster: We didn't mean it. Really!

Air Conditioner: [bellows] IT'S MY FUNCTION!

[continues sparking and fizzing and glowing]

Toaster: No, wait. Wait!

Kirby: He's gonna blow!

Toaster: Quick, yank your plugs!

[the appliances all unplug themselves just as Air Conditioner blows up]

Blanky: Poor Air Conditioner.

Toaster: I didn't think he'd take it so hard.

Kirby: Ah, he was a jerk anyway.

Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.

Air Conditioner: That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.

Toaster: I think you're jealous.

Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.

Lampy: Dim?

Toaster: Yeah, because the master never played with you.

Kirby: Because you're stuck in a wall!

Blanky: [off-screen from a distance] Help me! I'm stuck!

Toaster: I hear him.

Lampy: I don't see him anywhere.

The Radio: Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a white, fluffly little angel with a knob-nose.

Kirby: He's just stuck in a tree, that's all! Look!

The Radio: Why if it isn't ol' Rabbit Ears!

Black and White TV: Why if it isn't ol' loudmouth!

Blanky: Hey, TV!

Lampy: How ya doing?

Black and White TV: Oh, I've got a few more seasons left.

Toaster: The cabin hasn't been the same since they took you away.

Kirby: Yeah, it wasn't as noisy.

Black and White TV: [grinning] Well I see you haven't changed.

Blanky: Do we have to stop here?

Toaster: Only for a while.

The Radio: Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals within a few days, I've seen it happen!

Kirby: And you'll be the first to go, dial-face.

Lampy: So... uh... what's this thing with you and the Blanket?

Toaster: What thing?

Lampy: You know. All of a sudden, you're being so darned NICE to him all of a sudden.

Toaster: Oh, that. I was just thinking, and I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better.

Lampy: Wow, that's weird.

Toaster: What's weird about it?

Lampy: I don't know. I mean, you were never this nice to him before, and all of a sudden now you're nice to him all the time, and I don't know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out, what it all means.

Toaster: Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread.

[Lampy looks puzzled]

Toaster: Hmmm. It's, um, let's see... it's like a warm, toasty feeling inside.

[Lampy scratches his head]

Toaster: It's like a glow...

Lampy: A glow!

Toaster: Yeah.

Lampy: I think I know what you're talking about! It's like the feeling I get when I think about the Master.

[Toaster notices Kirby is reluctant to come]

Toaster: You know, we could use someone who's really... strong!

Lampy: And loud!

Blanky: And grumpy!

The Radio: And oblivious to reality!

Kirby: Oh, come off it! Be serious.

Toaster: I *am* serious!

Kirby: You're insane!

The Radio: Why, if we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved.

Toaster: What?

The Radio: Or maybe it was a basset hound.

Kirby: You're *all* insane!

Toaster: If a dog can do it, WE can do it!

Blanky: But a dog has legs.

Toaster: Ah, don't be a wet blanket.

Air Conditioner: What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line! Now get this through your chrome. We've been dumped! Abandoned!

Blanky: But he loved us.

The Radio: That's right.

Air Conditioner: So what? He's a kid. He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a packaged deal.

Toaster: But maybe they're...

Air Conditioner: He's not coming back! Pure and simple!

Kirby: Oh yeah? Did you talk to him recently or something? They could drive up any second!

Blanky: You really think so?

Kirby: I'm not talking to you!

Toaster: What are you laughing at?

Air Conditioner: Absolutely nothing, nothing at all.

Lampy: I think he was laughing at us.

Air Conditioner: You know something? You're a bright little lamp.

Lampy: Thanks... Hey!

Toaster: You know, guys? We are going to need some kind of shelter.

Kirby: Yeah. Shelter for the likes of them.

The Radio: Come over here and say that, chrome dome.

Kirby: What?

The Radio: Oh sorry about that. I meant to say, "Vacuous vacuum".

Lampy: Boy, he sure has grown!

The Radio: Look at him! What a heartbreaker!

Toaster: He graduated too!

Kirby: Of course. He knows how to work hard.

Blanky: He's all big now. I hope he still needs us.

Black and White TV: [good-naturedly] Still needs ya? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard!

Kirby: What do you mean what are we going to do today? The same thing we've done for the last 2000 days! Chores!

Blanky: Chores?

Toaster: It'll be fun.

The Radio: Fun? I'm up for some fun. Listen to this, a broadcast from Wrigley Field. It's the bottom of the ninth...

[Lampy shuts Radio off]

Lampy: I don't see how doing chores is supposed to be fun.

Kirby: It's not supposed to be fun. It's work.

Blanky: I don't like to work without the master.

Toaster: Well, okay. If you guys don't want to work, why don't we play a game?

The Radio: A game? What sort of a game?

Lampy: What are the rules?

Toaster: There's only one rule... no one stops until the house is clean.

Kirby, Blanky, The Radio, Lampy: Boo!

Lampy: Hey, everybody! Look! A clearing!

Kirby: Great. Let's spread out the blanket and have a picnic.

Blanky: But I'm full of stickers!

Kirby: Well, my bag's full of thistles and sticks and who knows what else! Who's idea was it to come this way, anyway?

The Radio: Why, it was the lamp's, I tell ya!

Lampy: Oh, yeah? Who's supposed to be the big shot navigator around here, Mr. Loudmouth? Mr. Big Loudmouth?

Kirby: Yeah!

Toaster: Where are we, anyway?

The Radio: Now, look here, fellas, just give me a second and I... Whoa, listen to this! It's the top of the ninth, the bases are loaded, and... PeeWee Reese is at the plate! There's the pitch, and he hits!

[he hits a rock which bounces off everyone else]

The Radio: Oh, and it's a triple play!

Lampy: Hey, I've got an idea! We can all get on top of the bed, and Kirby can push us!... No, no, no... Hey! What about the master's pogo stick?... No, no, no... Hey! Why don't we get the refrigerator on a skateboard, and Kirby can pull?... No, no, no... Hey!

The Radio: Shut up! Shut up!

Toaster, Kirby: SHUT UP!

The Radio: Let somebody else try for a change!

[makes everyone stand on top of Blanky]

The Radio: Arise, Hassan, arise, O magic carpet...

Blanky: Oww!

Toaster: What's wrong?

Blanky: He stepped on me!

Lampy: Did not!

Blanky: Did too!

Lampy: Did not!

Kirby: Did too!

Lampy: Did not!

Toaster: Hey, hey, hey, come on! How do you guys expect us to get there if you're fighting all the time?

Blanky: You mean we're not there yet?

Toaster: [chuckles] No, not yet. We've got a long way to go.

Kirby: Oh, boy! You're telling me!

The Radio: [panicked to Toaster] You gotta help me, you gotta hide me! Bread, I can get you bread, mountains of hot cross buns...

Toaster: Radio, pull yourself together.

Toaster: Well, I'm going with or without you.

Kirby: Well, I say we stay. We're gonna have a new master anyway once someone buys this cottage.

Blanky: But I don't want a new master! I want our master!

Toaster: Well? What about the rest of you?

The Radio: You boys are gonna need a leader! Why, alone, you wouldn't last more than five minutes out there! I was once a mountaineer, see? And together, we can stand against the forces of nature!

Lampy: Were you really a mountaineer?

The Radio: Sure. Ask anybody. Ask Teddy Roosevelt. Why, we shoot moose together on the Klondike.

Lampy: Wow. Well, you know, I was thinking, you guys are gonna need someone bright along too.

Toaster: Good idea.

Kirby: Lay off! Just lay off!

Toaster: What's the matter?

Lampy: We were worried about you.

The Radio: You had us real scared there, pal.

Kirby: Well, there's nothing wrong with me, pal! Just back off!

Blanky: Don't be angry.

Kirby: Just keep your antenneas and knobs and wires and ribbons off my chrome! Who needs you guys, anyway? Gotta drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight! I'd be better off without you!

Blanky: But Kirby...

Kirby: Especially you, you little rag!

[pauses for a while, then turns to the waterfall]

Kirby: So, uh... how do we get across this thing, anyway?

Blanky: He's not home.

Toaster: We'll have to wait.

The Radio: No. Let's wait inside!

Lampy: But it's locked.

The Radio: Luckily, my war training included inter-appliance codes. I will simply render the secret appliance knock, and we'll be welcomed by the native machinery. Stand aside, my meager companion!

Toaster: [They approach the waterfall and Kirby freaks out and tries to swallow his cord] Kirby, no!

Lampy: Get the cord out of his mouth, don't let him swallow it!

The Radio: Switch him off!

[Toaster jumps on Kirby and flips his switch]

[Blanky has gone up to the attic to see if the master is coming; when he doesn't, Blanky starts crying]

Lampy: Well, was it him?

[Toaster glares at him]

Lampy: I was just wondering whether or not it was him. I hate being left in the dark, you know.

[Blanky climbs back down, crying]

Lampy: So we can assume that it wasn't him?

Toaster: Let's get back to work.

The Radio, Lampy, Blanky, Toaster, Kirby: [singing] There goes the sun, here comes the night. Somebody turn on the light. Somebody tell me that fate has been kind.

Chorus: [singing] You can't go out! You are out of your mind!

Lampy: Hey. Hey. What's that?

Blanky: A car!

Kirby: I don't want to hear another word about cars!

Toaster: You said it.

The Radio: It sounds pretty close.

Kirby: Just don't even start!

Lampy: Sounds real close!

Toaster: Hang on tight, Blanky!

Blanky: I am!

The Radio: Don't let the tremendous height scare you.