Titan Quotes in Megamind (2010)

Titan: Pretty sneaky, sis, but there's only one person I know that calls this town "Metrocity".

Megamind: Oops...

Titan: You!

Titan: [on TV] Hey, Metro losers! This is Metro Tower! They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength...

[shows Roxanne tied to the tower]

Titan: ...but for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart! And I hate reminders!

[rips out part of the tower's foundation, swaying it]

Roxanne Ritchi: HAL! Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal...

Titan: You're so naive, Roxy. You see the good in everyone, even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. There is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up!

[Suddenly, a giant hologram of Megamind's head appears in the sky]

Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?'!

Titan: This town isn't big enough for TWO super-villains!

Megamind: Oh, you're a villain, alright! Just not a SUPER one!

Titan: Oh, yeah? What's the difference?

[Megamind's giant hologram head opens its mouth and from the inside appears Megamind]

Megamind: PRESENTATION!

Titan: [hitting Megamind] This is for stealing my girlfriend! This one's for Space Dad making a fool out of me! And Megamind, this one's for Space Stepmom! You lied to her!

[Megamind flips TV channels in prison]

Titan: [on TV] Hey, Megamind, you and I have unfinished business! I'll be waiting at Metro Tower, oh, and just so you don't get cold feet...

[reveals a captured Roxanne]

Megamind: Roxanne!

Titan: Come on, Roxie, call for your hero to come rescue you!

Roxanne Ritchi: Megamind... I don't even know if you're listening... but if you are, you can't give up! The Megamind I know would NEVER run from a fight, even if he knew he had no chance of winning! It was your best quality!... You need to be that guy, RIGHT now. The City needs you... I need you.

Megamind: Roxanne...

Titan: You have one hour. DON'T keep me waiting!

Megamind: [fighting Titan] Now it's time for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!

Titan: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

Megamind: Okay, I don't know where to go with that...

Megamind: Well done! I thought that battle went really, really well! I mean, I have a few notes...

Titan: Notes?

Megamind: But they can wait. You can take me to jail now.

Titan: Oh no no no, I was thinking more like the morgue! You're dead!

Megamind: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! This isn't how you play the game...!

Titan: GAME OVER!

Titan: This is the last time you make a fool out of me!

Megamind: I made you a hero, you did the fool thing ALL BY YOURSELF!

Megamind: I can't believe you! All your gifts, and you squander them for your own personal gain?

Titan: Yes!

Megamind: No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad, then you come and get me! That's why I created you!

Titan: Yeah right, you're nuts! Space Dad told me...

Megamind: Look, I'm your Space Dad!

[transforms into Space Dad]

Megamind: You should be more like Metro Man.

Titan: [screams] You tricked me?

Megamind: Don't like that, hmm? Well there's more!

[transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit]

Megamind: I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne.

Titan: No!

Megamind: And we were smooching up a storm!

[makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit]

[last lines]

Titan: [dancing in prison] I'm bad! I'm bad! That's right! YEAH!

Titan: I think you and I should team up.

Megamind: Wait, what?

Titan: Yeah! With my strength and your big-headedness, we could rule Metro City! I even drew up some new costume designs, see?

[holds out some drawings]

Titan: You'd be the brain, so you'd get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something. And since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, two tanks sword-fighting...

Megamind: [disguised as Metro Man] Going somewhere? Besides jail?

[grabs Titan]

Titan: Whoa, dude, not in the face! Plese!

Megamind: If you know what's good for you, Titan, you'll stay out of Metrocity!

Titan: Got it!

Megamind: For good!

[Running for his life from Titan]

Megamind: I'm calling time out! Time out! Time out! Time out! Time out!

[the chaos from the chase causes an oil tanker to explode, throwing Megamind onto the road]

Megamind: Brain bots! Initiate the failsafe!

[Titan is about to punch Megamind, when a round, hollow shell lands on top of Titan, trapping him]

Megamind: [laughs] Guess what, Buster Brown? It's made from copper! You're powerless against it! It's the very same metal used to defeat...

[Titan punches a hole in the sphere]

Megamind: ...Metro Man?

Titan: [rips himself free] You should stop comparing me to Metro Man!

[Titan throws the sphere at Megamind]

Titan: Enjoy your flight!

[hurls Megamind into the air]

[Titan tosses Roxanne over a building]

Titan: [catching Roxanne] What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!

Titan: Whoa, you almost died but I saved you!

Titan: I'm the superhero, you're supposed to be with ME!

Mayor: Thank you, hero, for defeating Megamind! What is your name?

Titan: Tighten.

Mayor: We owe you a great debt for having removed evil from our town!

Titan: Oh, I wouldn't say removed... I'd say under new management!

[flicks the Mayor in the forehead, which sends him flying backwards]

Titan: [to Roxanne] You never got to know me!

Titan: Look at us, we're fighting like an old married couple!

Titan: Are you in alumimum clothes?

Ham III: Yes.

Titan: Are you in a rocket?

Ham III: Yes

Titan: In outer space?

Ham III: Yes.

Titan: Are you David Bowie?

Ham III: Uh... no.

Titan: Commander's log, space... the final frontier.

Ham III: Permission to speak commander.

Titan: Permission granted.

Ham III: You're a dork!

Comet: What's your status?

Ham III: Single. But there's someone I've got my eye on.

Luna: Aw.

Ham III: It's Luna, in case you were wondering... Oh wait, are we talking about the mission status, here?

Houston: Yeah!

Ham III: Oh, well, everything's ok but we have no way to leave.

Houston: You still got the probe.

Luna: The probe? It wasn't designed to return to earth.

Titan: We'll just have to Chimprovize.

Ham III: You know, I kinda missed your stupid puns.

Titan: [laughs] Thank you.

Houston: Titan's right. You'll need a complete redesign.

Ham III: How do we do that?

Houston: Uuh, let me put you onto Comet.

Comet: First, you'll need to re-engineer the aerodynamic skeletal structure.

Ham III: Got it! Let me put you onto Luna.

Ham III: [after finding out the space ship doesn't really work] We're nothing more than guinea pigs.

Titan: Actually the guinea pigs are on the Mar's mission.

[cut to the guinea pigs on Mars, running in wheels]

Titan: Violence is against the Primate Directive.

Titan: Why couldn't I be born a squirrel, or a rabbit, or an art history major? No one expects great things from them!

Titan: [referring to the probe rover] Chimp my ride!

Titan: Time to chimp it up!

Ham III: I know I said I missed your stupid puns but that was unacceptable