Titan Quotes in Megamind (2010)
Titan: Pretty sneaky, sis, but there's only one person I know that calls this town "Metrocity".
Titan: [on TV] Hey, Metro losers! This is Metro Tower! They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength...
[shows Roxanne tied to the tower]
Titan: ...but for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart! And I hate reminders!
[rips out part of the tower's foundation, swaying it]
Roxanne Ritchi: HAL! Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal...
Titan: You're so naive, Roxy. You see the good in everyone, even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. There is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up!
[Suddenly, a giant hologram of Megamind's head appears in the sky]
Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?'!
Titan: This town isn't big enough for TWO super-villains!
Megamind: Oh, you're a villain, alright! Just not a SUPER one!
Titan: Oh, yeah? What's the difference?
[Megamind's giant hologram head opens its mouth and from the inside appears Megamind]
Titan: [hitting Megamind] This is for stealing my girlfriend! This one's for Space Dad making a fool out of me! And Megamind, this one's for Space Stepmom! You lied to her!
[Megamind flips TV channels in prison]
Titan: [on TV] Hey, Megamind, you and I have unfinished business! I'll be waiting at Metro Tower, oh, and just so you don't get cold feet...
[reveals a captured Roxanne]
Titan: Come on, Roxie, call for your hero to come rescue you!
Roxanne Ritchi: Megamind... I don't even know if you're listening... but if you are, you can't give up! The Megamind I know would NEVER run from a fight, even if he knew he had no chance of winning! It was your best quality!... You need to be that guy, RIGHT now. The City needs you... I need you.
Titan: You have one hour. DON'T keep me waiting!
Megamind: [fighting Titan] Now it's time for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!
Megamind: Okay, I don't know where to go with that...
Megamind: Well done! I thought that battle went really, really well! I mean, I have a few notes...
Megamind: But they can wait. You can take me to jail now.
Titan: Oh no no no, I was thinking more like the morgue! You're dead!
Megamind: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! This isn't how you play the game...!
Titan: GAME OVER!
Titan: This is the last time you make a fool out of me!
Megamind: I made you a hero, you did the fool thing ALL BY YOURSELF!
Megamind: I can't believe you! All your gifts, and you squander them for your own personal gain?
Megamind: No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad, then you come and get me! That's why I created you!
Titan: Yeah right, you're nuts! Space Dad told me...
Megamind: Look, I'm your Space Dad!
[transforms into Space Dad]
Megamind: You should be more like Metro Man.
Titan: [screams] You tricked me?
Megamind: Don't like that, hmm? Well there's more!
[transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit]
Megamind: I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne.
Megamind: And we were smooching up a storm!
[makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit]
Titan: [dancing in prison] I'm bad! I'm bad! That's right! YEAH!
Titan: I think you and I should team up.
Megamind: Wait, what?
Titan: Yeah! With my strength and your big-headedness, we could rule Metro City! I even drew up some new costume designs, see?
[holds out some drawings]
Titan: You'd be the brain, so you'd get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something. And since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, two tanks sword-fighting...
Megamind: [disguised as Metro Man] Going somewhere? Besides jail?
Titan: Whoa, dude, not in the face! Plese!
Megamind: If you know what's good for you, Titan, you'll stay out of Metrocity!
Titan: Got it!
Megamind: For good!
[Running for his life from Titan]
Megamind: I'm calling time out! Time out! Time out! Time out! Time out!
[the chaos from the chase causes an oil tanker to explode, throwing Megamind onto the road]
Megamind: Brain bots! Initiate the failsafe!
[Titan is about to punch Megamind, when a round, hollow shell lands on top of Titan, trapping him]
Megamind: [laughs] Guess what, Buster Brown? It's made from copper! You're powerless against it! It's the very same metal used to defeat...
[Titan punches a hole in the sphere]
Megamind: ...Metro Man?
Titan: [rips himself free] You should stop comparing me to Metro Man!
[Titan throws the sphere at Megamind]
Titan: Enjoy your flight!
[hurls Megamind into the air]
[Titan tosses Roxanne over a building]
Titan: [catching Roxanne] What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!
Titan: Whoa, you almost died but I saved you!
Titan: I'm the superhero, you're supposed to be with ME!
Mayor: Thank you, hero, for defeating Megamind! What is your name?
Mayor: We owe you a great debt for having removed evil from our town!
Titan: Oh, I wouldn't say removed... I'd say under new management!
[flicks the Mayor in the forehead, which sends him flying backwards]
Titan: [to Roxanne] You never got to know me!
Titan: Look at us, we're fighting like an old married couple!
Titan: Are you in alumimum clothes?
Ham III: Yes.
Titan: Are you in a rocket?
Ham III: Yes
Titan: In outer space?
Ham III: Yes.
Titan: Are you David Bowie?
Ham III: Uh... no.
Titan: Commander's log, space... the final frontier.
Ham III: Permission to speak commander.
Titan: Permission granted.
Ham III: You're a dork!
Comet: What's your status?
Ham III: Single. But there's someone I've got my eye on.
Ham III: It's Luna, in case you were wondering... Oh wait, are we talking about the mission status, here?
Ham III: Oh, well, everything's ok but we have no way to leave.
Houston: You still got the probe.
Luna: The probe? It wasn't designed to return to earth.
Titan: We'll just have to Chimprovize.
Ham III: You know, I kinda missed your stupid puns.
Titan: [laughs] Thank you.
Houston: Titan's right. You'll need a complete redesign.
Ham III: How do we do that?
Houston: Uuh, let me put you onto Comet.
Comet: First, you'll need to re-engineer the aerodynamic skeletal structure.
Ham III: Got it! Let me put you onto Luna.
Ham III: [after finding out the space ship doesn't really work] We're nothing more than guinea pigs.
Titan: Actually the guinea pigs are on the Mar's mission.
[cut to the guinea pigs on Mars, running in wheels]
Titan: Violence is against the Primate Directive.
Titan: Why couldn't I be born a squirrel, or a rabbit, or an art history major? No one expects great things from them!
Titan: [referring to the probe rover] Chimp my ride!
Titan: Time to chimp it up!
Ham III: I know I said I missed your stupid puns but that was unacceptable
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