Tippy Quotes in It's Pat: The Movie (1994)

Pat Riley: Howdy, Tippy!

Tippy: Oh... oh Pat... what do you want?

Pat Riley: Well I just thought I'd stop by and pick up a few personal items.

Tippy: Oh no no no, please, remember? No, I don't want to know anything about your... your sex life, okay?

Pat Riley: I just want to get a few toiletries. Uh, first of all, I need some protection...

Tippy: Oh dear God, okay, all right.

Pat Riley: ...from underarm wetness. I'm never one to offend!

Tippy: 2.50 then, all right, and you're out...

Pat Riley: What am I, in a race? Whoa!

Tippy: Well, kind of, uh...

Pat Riley: And I need a lubricant...

Tippy: What?

Pat Riley: ...for my eyes. They're drying up due to the pollen and dust in the air.

Tippy: Oh great, help me, somebody please help me!

Pat Riley: And I need some feminine napkins...

Tippy: Oh, I'm in hell... I am in hell now!

Pat Riley: You never know when Aunt Wilma's gonna stop by for lunch!