Tiny Quotes in Wayne's World (1992)

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Tiny Quotes:

  • Tiny: Wayne. How you doin'?

    Wayne Campbell: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?

    Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beetles.

    Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beetles? Are they any good?

    Tiny: They suck.

    Wayne Campbell: Then it's not just a clever name.

  • Tiny: Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black!

    Marcus: Your mother's mother's mother, f*** - this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.

  • Tiny: And whack! It hits her in the eye. And her contact? It's, like, stuck on the end of my dick!

    [Tiny waits for a reaction, but his friends are unimpressed. Only Marcus, in the front passenger seat, turns his head, alertly, like a lion smelling prey]

    Tiny: Yo, her contact was stuck on the end of my dick, yo!

    Marcus: Was it hard or was it soft?

    Tiny: What, my dick?

    Singh: The contact lens!

    Marcus: Do you remember if it was a colored lens? That she used to have two blue eyes, and now she had one blue and one brown?

    Tiny: [Still elated from telling his story] Hey, what the fuck does that matter?

    Marcus: [Marcus turns to look at Tiny over the headrest of the front passenger seat, and stares him straight in the eye] It matters because it happened to ME. That was my story. I told that story a year ago, man!

    Tiny: Aw, no.

    Marcus: The difference is that I knew those small but important details. That and, and my story was true.

    Tiny: Oh.

    [Embarrassed, he looks out the window, away from Marcus]

    Tiny: Whatever.

    Marcus: Whatever?

    Tiny: Whatever!

    Marcus: What do you mean, whatever?

    Tiny: Why don't you pull your stinky-dinky out of my ass? I'm just trying to make conversation. Fuck! Come on, why don't you give a nigger a break?

    Marcus: [Marcus turns around in the car seat again] "Nigger"? What nigger?

    [touches his own chest]

    Marcus: THIS nigger?

    Tiny: Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother were black!

    Marcus: Your mother's mother's mother, fuck - this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess.

    [angry cross-talk]

    Marcus: If you were any less black, you would be clear.

    Tiny: That bitch was black as night!

    Singh: Okay! Stop! Truce!

    Tiny: But I see black. Because I know I am. Color's a state of mind, Marcus!

    Marcus: You know what, you right. Thank you, Rhythm Nation.

    [And the laughter and insults continue... ]

  • [while escaping from Victor Sr. and Junior Jr]

    Tiny: WHO DA FUCK WE RUNNIN' FROM?

  • Stewart: Whoa!

    [coconut falls and hits Tiny on the head]

    Sunny Carstairs: Are you okay, sir?

    Tiny: I'm fine. Is my hair okay?

  • Tiny: Now, it's four blocks north and the owner lives up over the pet shop and he'll let you in anytime. I bought a sheep there once.

  • Bobby Taylor: I wish Tiny *would* bring his big fat ass out here... Tiny! I'm going to make it up to you, I'm going to be a star.

    Tiny: No, you're gonna be *seein* stars!

  • [the guys are meeting at a restaurant after their design was "stolen"]

    Andy: Guess what guys? I had a VISION!

    Tiny: [skeptically] That involved third-world school kids?

  • Tiny: Sit down and shut up, Francis

  • Andy: How's things?

    Tiny: Entropy is winning.

  • Red: I tell you, Tiny, you gotta let him in on it.

    Tiny: How many times I gotta say it? There's no percentage in smartenin' up a chump.

  • Tiny: I just want to make him happy.

    Diana Guzman: Lot's of luck to you.

  • Diana Guzman: What are you gonna be doing when you're supposed to be at the gym?

    Tiny: I'm a geek. I'll do something constructive with my time.

  • Phroso 'Dead-Legs': Get Doc in here to fix my back!

    Tiny: Don't let him cut into you tonight. He's full of that stuff.

  • Tiny: The idea, Babe... wastin' our good gin on them cannibals.

    Babe: We've got the gin, Tiny! I put kerosene in that bottle!

  • Tiny: Dead-Legs is crazy to keep stealin' that bloke's ivory! He'll get nailed... sure!

    Doc: We're the ones who are crazy! We'll get nailed... not him!

  • Doc: Dead-Legs, we've robbed that trader of plenty. Let's beat it before he gets us.

    Phroso 'Dead-Legs': No. I'm even goin' to send him word where to find the man who's robbin' him.

    [Doc starts to speak in protest]

    Phroso 'Dead-Legs': I said *No!* He made me this thing that crawls... now I'm ready to bite!

    Tiny: Yair, bite! I'll bet that's what the cannibals did to Babe!

    Doc: Babe's all right! I sent him to Zanzibar! He's bringin' back a little sweetheart... for Doc! A blonde one!

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