Tinker Quotes in Road House (1989)

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Tinker Quotes:

  • [last lines]

    Tinker: A polar bear fell on me.

  • Dalton: Problem?

    Pat McGurn: There's no problem. Just a little mistake, that's all.

    Dalton: What's that?

    Pat McGurn: My job. You don't get it, do you?

    Dalton: Why don't you explain it to me?

    Tinker: [ready to fight] I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

    O'Connor: [to Tinker] Hey, shut up, shithead.

    [to Dalton]

    O'Connor: Mr. Tilghman's changed his mind. And that's all you need to know, son.

    Dalton: No, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to know a little bit more than that.

    O'Connor: Mr. Tilghman may own this bar, but the liquor he serves is supplied to him by BRAD WESLEY. Now, Pat McGurn is in the employ of Mr Wesley, his uncle. Not Mr Tilghman.

    Pat McGurn: You see, I'm stayin', and YOU'RE GOIN'.

    Dalton: Oh, really?

  • Brad Wesley: [after seeing Pat with a broken nose] Did I explain it wrong? Is that it?

    O'Connor: No, boss, you didn't.

    Brad Wesley: Pat's got a weak constitution. You boys know that. That's why he's working as a bartender. He's my only sister's son. And if he doesn't have me, who's he got? And if I'm not there, you're there.

    [to Jimmy]

    Brad Wesley: I should've let you go, Jimmy.

    Brad Wesley: [to Tinker and O'Connor] Well, one of you boys owes me an apology. Now I leave it up to you to decide which one of you wants to say "I'm sorry."

    Tinker: [takes off his hat] I'm sorry, boss.

    O'Connor: I'm sorry, boss.

    Brad Wesley: I believe you, Tinker.

    [walks over to O'Connor]

    Brad Wesley: But you, O'Connor, somehow I don't believe you. Now you better try it again. 'cause if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a man who's untruthful.

    O'Connor: I'm sorry, boss.

    Brad Wesley: If there's one thing that disgusts me, it's a man who can't admit when he's wrong.

    O'Connor: I swear to God, boss, I'm sorry.

    Brad Wesley: You disgust me, O'Connor. You wanna know why you disgust me?

    O'Connor: No, why, boss?

    Brad Wesley: [punches him] 'cause you're a bleeder. You bleed too much. You are a messy bleeder.

    [kicks him in the groin]

    Brad Wesley: You're weak. You got no endurance for PAIN

    [karate chops him and knocks him down]

    Brad Wesley: . Awe, come on, get up. Hey, you'll be fine. Come on.

    [to his men]

    Brad Wesley: Well, help him up!

    Brad Wesley: [Wesley's men stand him up] You're gonna be fine. And you know why? Because I like you.

    [punches and knocks him out]

    Brad Wesley: [to his men] Get this piece-of-shit coward out of here.

  • Tinker: I hate you, Earl!

  • Tinker: Junior, you're so stupid they had to burn down the school just to get you out of third grade.

  • Tinker: [smashing the radio off the truck with a golf club] That's right, who's your daddy now Mr. Panasonic.

  • Tinker: [to the pizza delivery boy] You can hide, but you can't run! I mean, you can run but you can't... oh, I'm gonna KILL you!

  • Tinker: I don't got nothing to say.

    Earl: Well, that's good, 'cause I was planning on doing most of the talking anyhow.

  • Tinker: I'm gonna kick the shit out of you, Earl.

    Earl: So you said, Tinker.

  • Tinker: Don't shoot me! I love your people, Ricky Martin's great. Yo quiero Taco Bell.

  • Tinker: They're gonna shoot us like fish in a bowl the minute we walk in the door.

    Earl: Well, maybe we'll get lucky, Tinker, and they'll only shoot you!

  • [to Baby, who is tied and helpless]

    Tinker: You know somethin'? You're one fine lookin' woman. There's only one thing I like better than a fine lookin' woman; it's a fine lookin' woman bound and gagged.

  • Tinker: Oh, girl, you got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pounds of sugar and, wouldn't ya know it, I got me a sweet tooth.

  • Tinker: I told you I was going to kill ya, didn't I?

    Earl: Don't you think we've been through enough for one night, Tinker?

    Tinker: It ain't enough until I said "it's enough". And I ain't said "it's enough". Well I... I said "it's enough", but it ain't enough.

  • Windy: Hey, Tinker? How do you spell "Mare Nostrum?"

    Tinker: What's that?

    Windy: The Mediterranean. It's what the Eye-ties call it. It means "our sea."

    Tinker: Why?

    Windy: I'm writing to my sister.

    Tinker: Whattya mean, you're writing to your sister? You're packed on a landing barge, bouncing on your Mare Nostrum, and waiting to hit the beach like the rest of us slobs.

  • Tinker: Up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen, we daren't go a hunting, for fear of little men. You see, nobody ever goes in... and nobody ever comes out.

  • Tex: Whaddaya think to our little lady?

    Tinker: ...Uncertain. Looks like she might get all screamy on us Eddie.

    Tex: [Slams meat cleaver on table] I wish you'd call me Tex. I told you.

    Tinker: Oh I'm sorry boy. Goddamit, I'm sorry... how'd you like to do us the honor of plugging that whore up?

  • Tex: [stripping Ryan] Hey, looky here: colored drawers.

    TexTinker: California.

  • Tinker: Technology is our friend.

  • Tinker: I'll be in hell for breakfast.

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