Tinka Parker Quotes in All I Wanna Do (1998)

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  • Tinka Parker: It's what we've always wanted, boys at Ms. Goddards.

    Verena Von Stefan: Oh yeah you'd just go out and greet them with open legs.

    Odette: Hey now they're going to have to call it Ms. Go-nads.

  • Verena Von Stefan: Right. Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be on a permanent diet!

    Tweety: I'm not going to change the way I am just because boys are around.

    Verena Von Stefan: Come off it Tweety. I've seen you at school dances it's like the three faces of Eve. You turn into this simpering wretch and the whole next week we have to put up with your suicide attempts because your date didn't like you!

    Tweety: Verena!

    Momo: Now you've done it. That was really uncalled for vagina.

    Tinka Parker: Look Von Stefan, I know you like this place the way it is but wake up it's not real life, real life is boy girl boy girl.

    Verena Von Stefan: No! Real life is boy *on top* of girl!

    Momo: Would you two stop it.

    Verena Von Stefan: You should know that.

    Odette: Look, it looks like this is going to happen whether we like it or not so we're just gonna have to adjust.

    Tinka Parker: Yes, we'll just have to adjust.

    Verena Von Stefan: Where would we be today if President Kennedy had said 'Oh well, looks like we'll just have to adjust to living in the shadow of nuclear warheads on Cuba'.

    Momo: There ya go.

    Odette: They're just boys Verena, not communists.

    Verena Von Stefan: I'm not gonna live in the shadow of the Hairy Bird!

    Tinka Parker: Well that's your prob. You're afraid of boys!

    Verena Von Stefan: You'd be scared too except you've got nothing left to lose Miss Tinka!

    Momo: Order! Order!

    Tinka Parker: Prude!

    Verena Von Stefan: Tramp!

    Tweety: Truce you guys! Quiet. Come on, have some ravioli.

  • Odette: They're just boys Verena, not communists.

    Verena Von Stefan: I'm not going to live in the shadow of the hairy bird.

    Tinka Parker: Well that's your problem, you're afraid of boys.

    Verena Von Stefan: You'd be afraid too except that you have nothing left to lose Ms Tinka.

    Tinka Parker: Prude.

    Verena Von Stefan: Tramp.

    Tweety: Truce. Quiet. Come on. Have some ravioli.

  • Tinka Parker: Look, Von Stefan. I know you like this place the way it is, but wake up. It's not real life. Real life is boy, girl, boy, girl.

    Verena Von Stefan: No, real life is boy *on top* of girl.

  • Odette: I did NOT say you could use my record player.

    Tinka Parker: Welcome. I'm Tinka Parker, and this is Verena Von Stefan.

    Verena Von Stefan: Art thou per chance, Odette?

    Odette: Odie.

  • Tweety: Verena's gone, St. Ambrose is taking over, and next year I'm going to have to face Todd Winslow every day at breakfast. I WANT TO RETCH AND DIE.

    Momo: They're going to pull down our grades.

    Tinka Parker: They're going to pull down more than that.

  • Tinka Parker: Are you carrying Dennis' child?

    Verena Von Stefan: You can tell Tinka, she's had four pregnancy scares.

    Tinka Parker: Four.

    Tweety: Was it beautiful, when he spent himself inside you?

    Odette: Do you actually expect me to answer these questions?

    Momo: But we're curious. We all have our hymens except Tinka.

    Verena Von Stefan: That's enough, clearly she doesn't want to describe it. It's like hog wrestling isn't that right Odes?

    Tinka Parker: I don't even think she's done with Dennis yet.

  • [Odie, Verena, and Tinka are going to bed]

    Tinka Parker: Good night, Verena.

    Verena Von Stefan: Good night, Tinka.

    Tinka Parker: [teasing Odie] Good night, Dennis.

    Verena Von Stefan: Ohh. Dennis. Harder. Deeper.

    [Verena snickers as Tinka continues to mock Odie]

  • Verena Von StefanTinka Parker: Dinner!

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