Tina Carlyle Quotes in The Mask (1994)

Stanley Ipkiss: It's a power tie. It's supposed to make you feel powerful.

Tina Carlyle: Does it work?

Stanley Ipkiss: [knowing it doesn't work, tries changing the subject] Now, uh, how about that account? We have...

[nervously jams a pen in the pencil sharpener, making a loud grinding noise]

Stanley Ipkiss: checking, savings and checking, CDs, savings and CDs, checking and CDs, savings, checking, and CDs, T-bills, or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there.

Stanley Ipkiss: [explaining how The Mask works] It's like it brings your innermost desires to life. If deep down you're a little repressed, and a hopeless romantic, you become some kind of love-crazy wild man.

Tina Carlyle: And if you're someone like Dorian?

Stanley Ipkiss: Then we're all in big trouble.

Tina Carlyle: Stanley? Are you all right?

Stanley Ipkiss: Yeah. I've, never been better, really. Just... Just catching some air out here.

[Valet drives up with his car: a loaner Studebaker]

Parking Valet: Your car, sir.

Stanley Ipkiss: [chuckles to Tina] That's not my car.

Parking Valet: It matches the ticket.

Stanley Ipkiss: All right... I'll take it. But I am VERY angry. You believe this? You drive in in a Porsche...

Tina Carlyle: Thanks.

Stanley Ipkiss: For what?

Tina Carlyle: Lots of things. Sharing the sunset with me. For being the only guy whose ever treated me like a person and not some sort of party favor. For being any kind of romantic. Even a hopeless one.

Stanley Ipkiss: You're welcome.

Tina Carlyle: You know that night at the club? I knew I'd found someone special.

Stanley Ipkiss: [rolls his eyes] The Mask.

Tina Carlyle: No, it was the guy inside the mask. It was you all along. You, Stanley Ip... kiss.

[they go to kiss when the guard interrupts them]

Tina Carlyle: [about Dorian, with the mask] He's going to the charity ball tonight. He's gonna do something terrible.

Stanley Ipkiss: Like what, the Lambada?