Timothy Lupus Quotes in Bad News Bears (2005)

Timothy Lupus: Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy.

Timothy Lupus: I heard he puts money under your bed at night when you lose a tooth.

Tanner Boyle: That's the tooth fairy, you homo!

Timothy Lupus: I got stitches on my foot.

Matthew Hooper: Oh yeah? Well, I'm in a damn wheelchair!

Timothy Lupus: [after Timothy has been jumped by two members of the Yankees] No one's ever stood up for me before.

Tanner Boyle: Maybe if you weren't such a spaz all the time, I wouldn't have to!