Timothy Bryce Quotes in American Psycho (2000)

Patrick Bateman: New card. What do you think?

Craig McDermott: Whoa-ho. Very nice. Look at that.

Patrick Bateman: Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.

David Van Patten: Good coloring.

Patrick Bateman: That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

David Van Patten: It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this.

Timothy Bryce: That is really nice.

David Van Patten: Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think?

Patrick Bateman: Nice.

Timothy Bryce: Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

Patrick Bateman: [Thinking] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.

Timothy Bryce: But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Raised lettering, pale nimbus. White.

Patrick Bateman: Impressive. Very nice.

David Van Patten: Hmm.

Patrick Bateman: Let's see Paul Allen's card.

Patrick Bateman: [Thinking] Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.

Luis Carruthers: Is something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating.

Patrick Bateman: Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.

Timothy Bryce: Like what?

Patrick Bateman: Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Luis Carruthers: [feigning tears] Patrick. How thought-provoking.

David Van Patten: They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.

Craig McDermott: Are you sure that's Paul Allen over there?

Timothy Bryce: Yes. McDufus, I am.

Craig McDermott: He's handling the Fisher account.

Timothy Bryce: Lucky bastard.

Craig McDermott: Lucky Jew bastard.

Patrick Bateman: Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?

Craig McDermott: I've seen that bastard sitting in his office, talking on the phone to the CEOs, spinning a fucking menorah.

Patrick Bateman: Not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.

Craig McDermott: Oh, my God. Bateman, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?

Patrick Bateman: No. Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

Craig McDermott: Oh, I forgot. Bateman's dating someone from the ACLU.

Timothy Bryce: The voice of reason... the boy next door.

[looks at restaurant bill]

Timothy Bryce: Speaking of reasonable, only $570...

Timothy Bryce: [after snorting "cut" cocaine] It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.

Patrick Bateman: Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we'll be okay.

Club Patron: [leans over from another booth] Will you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!

Timothy Bryce: Fuck you! Calm down. Let's do it anyway. That is if the FAGGOT in the next stall thinks it's okay!

Club Patron: FUCK YOU!

Timothy Bryce: HEY FUCK YOU! Sorry, dude. Steroids. Okay, let's do it.

Timothy Bryce: He makes himself out to be a harmless old codger, but inside... inside...

Patrick Bateman: [voice-over] ... "but inside" doesn't matter.

Craig McDermott: "Inside," yes, "inside... " - believe it or not, Bryce, we're actually listening to you...

Timothy Bryce: Come on, Bateman, what do you think?

Patrick Bateman: Whatever.

Timothy Bryce: Gorbachev is downstairs. McDermott went to sign a peace treaty between the United States and Russia. He's the one behind Glasnost.

Young Woman: He said he was in mergers and acquisitions.

Timothy Bryce: You're not con-fused, are you?

Young Woman: No, not really.

Caron: Gorbachev is not downstairs.

Timothy Bryce: Caron's right. Gorbachev's not downstairs. He's at Tunnel.

Timothy Bryce: Don't you know anything about Sri Lanka? About how the Sikhs are killing like tons of Israelis over there?

Timothy Bryce: God, I hate this place. It's a chick restaurant. Why aren't we at Dorsia?

Craig McDermott: Because Bateman won't give the maitre d' head.

[Bateman chuckles sarcastically and flicks a toothpick at McDermott]